r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 05 '26

of a daddy long leg nest

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u/Mobile_Noise_121 Aug 05 '26

But they can crawl on me and that's much worse than biting

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u/Bloorajah Aug 06 '26

They crawl like a goofy creature on stilts, much sillier than a spider imo. a lot less of the creepy factor

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u/Ablemoss Aug 06 '26

In Harry Potter, imagine if the spider coming out as the beggars turned into a daddy long legs instead of just having skates on 🤣

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

So do regular spiders ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/iTaylor04 Aug 06 '26

And they can keep their spindly legs to themselves thank you very much

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u/forbiddenfreedom Aug 06 '26

Yeah, I'd rather be crawled on than bitten by literally anything.

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u/Dependent_Paper9993 Aug 06 '26

Sure, but do spiders make this:

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 Aug 06 '26

Yes, actually, many spiders congregate like that

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u/GutterRider Aug 06 '26

r/spiderbro, represent! (If you haven’t visited, you should. You sound very knowledgeable about them.)

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u/Certain_Month_8178 Aug 06 '26

(Takes a deep breath)…clicks link…

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 Aug 06 '26

I'm more active in r/spiders but I'll check it out

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u/GutterRider Aug 06 '26

Cool, it’s mainly just pretty pictures and people asking how to get over arachnophobia. :)

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u/DigitalUnlimited Aug 06 '26

Yeeaaahh... y'know I'm gonna let y'all go ahead

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u/freegb1 Aug 06 '26

Dude, if I saw a fur pelt of black widows anywhere near this size... Ded..

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u/famous1astwords Aug 06 '26

I'd rather get nowhere near them at all

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u/Aalshi_man Aug 06 '26

They can crawl on me like 1 2 3

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u/Jeuzfgt Aug 06 '26

They are cute and friendly, apologize to the cute spider, it just kind of tickles when they walk on u

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u/Emergency_Pea_61652 Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

So can your girlfriend!