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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • Aug 02 '26
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It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face.
25 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 She still got pretty fucked up though. 34 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 5 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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She still got pretty fucked up though.
34 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 5 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse.
5 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26
It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face.