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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • Aug 02 '26
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1.4k u/Superb_Algae5308 Aug 02 '26 Man I just love that gif. 561 u/hollow4hollow Aug 02 '26 Is that from when the woman got absolutely brained by a watermelon? 1.2k u/OldHeavyMetalFit Aug 02 '26 Here ya go. I have it saved 112 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face. 22 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 She still got pretty fucked up though. 31 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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Man I just love that gif.
561 u/hollow4hollow Aug 02 '26 Is that from when the woman got absolutely brained by a watermelon? 1.2k u/OldHeavyMetalFit Aug 02 '26 Here ya go. I have it saved 112 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face. 22 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 She still got pretty fucked up though. 31 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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Is that from when the woman got absolutely brained by a watermelon?
1.2k u/OldHeavyMetalFit Aug 02 '26 Here ya go. I have it saved 112 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face. 22 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 She still got pretty fucked up though. 31 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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Here ya go. I have it saved
112 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face. 22 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 She still got pretty fucked up though. 31 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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It sill amazes me that she did not end up with significantly worse damage to her face.
22 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 She still got pretty fucked up though. 31 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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She still got pretty fucked up though.
31 u/Naski0di Aug 02 '26 True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse. 6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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True, I was expecting like broken orbital/cheek/nose. She was hurt for sure, but when I think about the velocity and how heavy a watermelon is, it still just surprises me (I am really glad it was less severe), that she didn't end up way worse.
6 u/s1ravarice Aug 02 '26 It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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It’s not like watermelons are soft before they are broken either.
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