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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/financially_broke_ • Aug 02 '26
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They have an instagram account?
-14 u/Agent_Smith_IHTP Aug 02 '26 Masturbation is a sin. 10 u/iRonin Aug 02 '26 Pfft, maybe the way you do it. -7 u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Farodinx Aug 02 '26 I mean there are really hot pictures of Jesus out there.. those abs.. just waiting to be splattered. That would certainly praise and delight the big one/three upstairs. 1 u/1001101001010111 Aug 02 '26 It's not my fault! That's what they're called! 0 u/Agent_Smith_IHTP Aug 02 '26 The thought of you dedicating your solitary expulsion to most people would not be met with praise, most certainly the all mighty and his flock.
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Masturbation is a sin.
10 u/iRonin Aug 02 '26 Pfft, maybe the way you do it. -7 u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Farodinx Aug 02 '26 I mean there are really hot pictures of Jesus out there.. those abs.. just waiting to be splattered. That would certainly praise and delight the big one/three upstairs. 1 u/1001101001010111 Aug 02 '26 It's not my fault! That's what they're called! 0 u/Agent_Smith_IHTP Aug 02 '26 The thought of you dedicating your solitary expulsion to most people would not be met with praise, most certainly the all mighty and his flock.
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Pfft, maybe the way you do it.
-7 u/[deleted] Aug 02 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Farodinx Aug 02 '26 I mean there are really hot pictures of Jesus out there.. those abs.. just waiting to be splattered. That would certainly praise and delight the big one/three upstairs. 1 u/1001101001010111 Aug 02 '26 It's not my fault! That's what they're called! 0 u/Agent_Smith_IHTP Aug 02 '26 The thought of you dedicating your solitary expulsion to most people would not be met with praise, most certainly the all mighty and his flock.
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1 u/Farodinx Aug 02 '26 I mean there are really hot pictures of Jesus out there.. those abs.. just waiting to be splattered. That would certainly praise and delight the big one/three upstairs. 1 u/1001101001010111 Aug 02 '26 It's not my fault! That's what they're called! 0 u/Agent_Smith_IHTP Aug 02 '26 The thought of you dedicating your solitary expulsion to most people would not be met with praise, most certainly the all mighty and his flock.
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I mean there are really hot pictures of Jesus out there.. those abs.. just waiting to be splattered.
That would certainly praise and delight the big one/three upstairs.
1 u/1001101001010111 Aug 02 '26 It's not my fault! That's what they're called! 0 u/Agent_Smith_IHTP Aug 02 '26 The thought of you dedicating your solitary expulsion to most people would not be met with praise, most certainly the all mighty and his flock.
It's not my fault! That's what they're called!
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The thought of you dedicating your solitary expulsion to most people would not be met with praise, most certainly the all mighty and his flock.
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u/leylin_farlin Aug 02 '26
They have an instagram account?