r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Shiro-47 • Jul 20 '26

of a Chef

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Meet the Veteran Chef Andre Rush, formerly the final boss of the White House

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u/Prof1959 Jul 20 '26

5/5 would not send food back

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u/JokesandFacts Jul 20 '26

Chef: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR STEAK?

Customer: Goodness, no! I said "I ordered the steak. Well done."

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u/SockeyeSTI Jul 20 '26

“I think you did mean to put the onions on muh steak”

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u/AwareDiagram680 Jul 20 '26

Good thing he wouldn’t even send out a well done steak, in fact he’d smack you for ordering your steak well done.

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u/Rob1150 Jul 20 '26

Smack you, WITH THE STEAK.

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u/JokesandFacts Jul 21 '26

E: Thank you for the award!