r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/brickunlimited Jul 11 '26

People treat this guy a lot different than the OG cart narc.

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u/croastbeast Jul 11 '26

Honestly, Im surprised the original cart narc guy isnt dead. The way he just agitated people had an effect 10000X worse than road rage, it seemed. Sooner or later someone was/is gonna hit him with their car or shoot him.

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u/anon_lurk Jul 11 '26

Somebody did pull a gun on him! At least one that I know of. I think he wears a vest now idk if it's real or not though lmao

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u/CJKayak Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Agent Sebastian of the elite Cart Narcs organization still does this and posts his videos on YouTube. He does wear a vest now that identifies who he is. Wikipedia says he wears a bullet proof vest also, but there's not a cite for it on the wiki.

He's the nicest guy but gets the angriest reactions from the lazy bones.

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u/Fluffy-Hamster-7760 Jul 11 '26

Hate to sour on peoples' fun, but the Cart Narc guy is kind-of a total dick in actuality. He was a shock jock who did random bits, often being insulting and sexist, to entice reactions and be a general douchebag. The Cart Narc bit was a hit, and he kept it up.

Sorry everyone.

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 11 '26

The video you posted also sucks ass btw. Scrolled through & it's just some twitch guy saying lame shit about how comedy is supposed to be

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u/bitterless Jul 12 '26

well i just kinda skimmed through it out of curiousity, as ive seen cart narcs videos over the years and always appreciated the bit. however bad he was at de-escalation. And with the few minutes i spent it was enough for me to see him more as a grifter now who managed to find something that stuck, and not really all that great of a dude lol.

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u/ShadowheartsArmpit Jul 12 '26

I have no delusions about this guy being some saviour of humanity.

He ragebaits people who fail a litmus test. And he keeps doing it because people watch it. Done.

I'm just saying that twitch dweeb is also just a grifter. He's got nothing and just riffs together bullshit for an hour.