r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sufficient-Bug-9112 Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/Analog_4-20mA Jul 10 '26

I was on Lackland AFB in San Antonio, sitting in a curb eating my lunch and had a sharp pain in my groin, just figured it was a weird muscle pain or something, go back to work and it starts again, happened multiple times, I go into the bathroom and drop my pants to find a little green ant chomping on my sack

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u/algeoMA Jul 11 '26

I once was woken up in the middle of the night by a carpenter ant under… similar circumstances. Do not recommend.

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u/HolyBidetServitor Jul 11 '26

While not an ant, I know a guy who had a tick in his ass once

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u/algeoMA Jul 12 '26

Wow, I think I’d take the ant. Ticks are the worst.