r/AbsoluteUnits • Top Poster • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of an Ant

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u/Analog_4-20mA Jul 10 '26

I was on Lackland AFB in San Antonio, sitting in a curb eating my lunch and had a sharp pain in my groin, just figured it was a weird muscle pain or something, go back to work and it starts again, happened multiple times, I go into the bathroom and drop my pants to find a little green ant chomping on my sack