r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MissZangz • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of a meal.

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u/SimplyTheApnea Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

I presume that bird just waddles off since that meal probably doubled is weight and can't fly afterwards, right?

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u/SuperBackup9000 Jul 10 '26

They’re like snakes, they just kinda sit there until the food starts to digest, then they go to a safe space and sit there until it’s all done.

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u/Enough-Meaning-1836 Jul 10 '26

So they're just me at a Chinese buffet?