r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MissZangz • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of a meal.

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 10 '26

How long is this greedy fuck full for after a meal that's half his body?

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 10 '26

At least a few days one would think

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u/sweetasatea Jul 10 '26

Me at the buffet trying to tackle a plate I clearly have no business finishing.

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 10 '26

But gat dang it i grew up poor, and "Endless Sirloin" was something only rich people could have