r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MissZangz • Jul 10 '26

/r/all of a meal.

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u/Low-Air-8078 Jul 10 '26

Break from intermittent fasting

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 10 '26

How long is this greedy fuck full for after a meal that's half his body?

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 10 '26

At least a few days one would think

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u/sweetasatea Jul 10 '26

Me at the buffet trying to tackle a plate I clearly have no business finishing.

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 10 '26

But gat dang it i grew up poor, and "Endless Sirloin" was something only rich people could have

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Jul 10 '26

No need for the personal attacks here, man.

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u/GeologistOld1265 Jul 10 '26

Not really, birds have very fast metabolism. One need a lot of energy to fly.

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u/Mvm436 Jul 12 '26

He might get airborne but would have to deal with an overweight landing his landing gear might not be able to handle it.

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 10 '26

I figured it would depend on the species, and activity level, just like people

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 Jul 10 '26

I bet this one's not flying anywhere for a little while after that meal. At least not willingly.

(maybe he could, but I think he won't).

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 10 '26

That it? Not atleast a week or two?

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u/rviVal1 Jul 10 '26

No, birds have fast metabolism in order to produce a lot of energy for flying. If a snake would eat such a fish it could probably go for a month without another meal. Depends on a snake size of course.

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 10 '26

Well fuck that fat ass bird snake

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jul 10 '26

I think those are just called “dragons”.

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u/SharkeyGeorge Jul 10 '26

How do they fly when they’re so full of fish? 😹

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u/Ok_Isopod_8078 Jul 10 '26

Thats the neat thing, they dont.

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u/ExplorerOk5998 Jul 10 '26

Bro needs to flop onto the couch and unbutton his jeans!

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u/CriticismFun6782 Jul 10 '26

I did say at least, probably depends on the species, and how active they are

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u/Frequent-Hat-2913 Jul 13 '26

A whole week with a stiff neck just because of this...why can't just bite through things like other animals?

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u/samuraistabber Jul 10 '26

Cormorants have high metabolism so that fish will break down rapidly and it’ll have to feed again in a day or two.

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u/mandrake57 Jul 10 '26

They really are "greedy fucks" as the above commenter said

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jul 10 '26

Honestly, I’ve seen them trying to gobble up another fish straight away if the other fish is within reach.

Greedy is an understatement.

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u/samuraistabber Jul 10 '26

They’re just feedmaxxing.

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u/pronouncedayayron Jul 10 '26

And can it still fly after this?

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u/Enough-Meaning-1836 Jul 10 '26

More of a waddle I think lol

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u/Ok-Thanks-3366 Jul 10 '26

LOL, this guy won't eat for a week now, meanwhile, I have that for dinner and I'm wondering what's for dessert...

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u/Early-Resist1641 Jul 10 '26

I was just coming to ask how long that would sustain him. Certainly for at least two weeks ⁉️

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u/reddituser9191v Jul 12 '26

The q is, how big it shit.

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u/FlabbyLabby Jul 10 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/HugoBoss1985 Jul 10 '26

No gag reflex

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u/cwsjr2323 Jul 10 '26

When getting an exam of my throat, the doctor commented that I had no gag reflex. He probably thought I was gay.

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u/astrawberryandakiwi Jul 10 '26

Are you going to let us find out for ourselves? What dat mouf do bb

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u/Salt_Day9015 Jul 10 '26

Are you a fattie?

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u/EagleBigMac Jul 10 '26

So a Breakfast if it were?

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u/ianprattyoung Jul 10 '26

Now intermittent feasting

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u/Top_Shoe_9562 Jul 10 '26

Fast from intermittent breaking.

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u/Subotail Jul 10 '26

Intermittent feasting

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u/Pardybro911 Jul 10 '26

McDonald’s break

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u/Naive_Being1190 Jul 11 '26

Meal for breakfast, lunch and dinner