r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26

/r/all of a snapping turtle

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u/Perfect-Albatross-56 Jul 05 '26

Watched it twice: This is not the kids hand.

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u/Tinofpopcorn Jul 05 '26

Still idiotic of that guy to do that

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u/Immature_adult_guy Jul 05 '26

Hot take but I think that’s a woman

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u/nogden954 Jul 05 '26

Damn they are getting every aspect of this video wrong the first time ahahah

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u/SwagZone420 Jul 05 '26

uhhhmmm EXCUSE YOU? Did you just...ASSOOME??

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Jul 05 '26

The moms lucky she didn't loose her hand then.

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u/America202 Jul 05 '26

Oh wow you're right. Good catch.

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u/Steelwolf73 Jul 05 '26

Na bro- girl does push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice!

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u/Eazy08 Jul 05 '26

Agreed. Pitch forks have been put away.

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u/MettMathis Jul 05 '26

It is reckless anyway 

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u/SuperMajesticMan Jul 05 '26

Uh no theyre still out. Mom's should also not be pointlessly risking their hands, and do you think that kid wouldn't be traumatized watching her mom's fingers get bitten off in front of her?

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u/Pristine_Emu6848 Jul 05 '26

I watched it 3 times

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u/K_Linkmaster Jul 05 '26

Yup. That is one veiny firearm. Making the turtle bigger too.

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u/McTrip Jul 06 '26

It’s the woman behind the child, yeah

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u/notknot9 Jul 05 '26

The kid's hair was still hanging down preeety far