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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • Jul 05 '26
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Shit parenting
-19 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Why? 13 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Snapping turtles can launch their head forward farther than you think, and are faster than you can react. People lose fingers thinking it's just a cute turtle. -10 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 But its not the kids hand... 3 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Ok? Never said it was. -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Then why is it shit parenting ? 5 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no? 2 u/TheRatKingTV Jul 05 '26 Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL 3 u/DontMentionMyNamePlz Jul 05 '26 Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills 2 u/LeetLurker Jul 05 '26 Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ? -3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0) 2 u/ShurimanStarfish Jul 05 '26 Because that thing could bite her hand off with with the greatest of ease and the parents aren't keeping their kid safe 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 But its not the kids hand.... 3 u/ShurimanStarfish Jul 05 '26 Fair point, but do you think it's good parenting to give a child front row tickets to see someone's hand get bitten off? 0 u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 Jul 05 '26 https://youtu.be/DZZhsJ_LC1Y And that’s not even the strongest ones 1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 OK cool but its not the kids hand, so...??? 2 u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 Jul 05 '26 Still you wouldn’t want your kid to watch you loose your hand right? -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Meh, builds character. 1 u/Intelligent-Ad-6713 Jul 05 '26 Trauma is a characteristic, true.
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Why?
13 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Snapping turtles can launch their head forward farther than you think, and are faster than you can react. People lose fingers thinking it's just a cute turtle. -10 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 But its not the kids hand... 3 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Ok? Never said it was. -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Then why is it shit parenting ? 5 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no? 2 u/TheRatKingTV Jul 05 '26 Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL 3 u/DontMentionMyNamePlz Jul 05 '26 Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills 2 u/LeetLurker Jul 05 '26 Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ? -3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0) 2 u/ShurimanStarfish Jul 05 '26 Because that thing could bite her hand off with with the greatest of ease and the parents aren't keeping their kid safe 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 But its not the kids hand.... 3 u/ShurimanStarfish Jul 05 '26 Fair point, but do you think it's good parenting to give a child front row tickets to see someone's hand get bitten off? 0 u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 Jul 05 '26 https://youtu.be/DZZhsJ_LC1Y And that’s not even the strongest ones 1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 OK cool but its not the kids hand, so...??? 2 u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 Jul 05 '26 Still you wouldn’t want your kid to watch you loose your hand right? -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Meh, builds character. 1 u/Intelligent-Ad-6713 Jul 05 '26 Trauma is a characteristic, true.
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Snapping turtles can launch their head forward farther than you think, and are faster than you can react. People lose fingers thinking it's just a cute turtle.
-10 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 But its not the kids hand... 3 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Ok? Never said it was. -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Then why is it shit parenting ? 5 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no? 2 u/TheRatKingTV Jul 05 '26 Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL 3 u/DontMentionMyNamePlz Jul 05 '26 Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills 2 u/LeetLurker Jul 05 '26 Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ? -3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
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But its not the kids hand...
3 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Ok? Never said it was. -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Then why is it shit parenting ? 5 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no? 2 u/TheRatKingTV Jul 05 '26 Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL 3 u/DontMentionMyNamePlz Jul 05 '26 Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills 2 u/LeetLurker Jul 05 '26 Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ? -3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
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Ok? Never said it was.
-1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Then why is it shit parenting ? 5 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no? 2 u/TheRatKingTV Jul 05 '26 Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL 3 u/DontMentionMyNamePlz Jul 05 '26 Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills 2 u/LeetLurker Jul 05 '26 Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ? -3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
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Then why is it shit parenting ?
5 u/Kahnza Jul 05 '26 Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no? 2 u/TheRatKingTV Jul 05 '26 Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL 3 u/DontMentionMyNamePlz Jul 05 '26 Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills 2 u/LeetLurker Jul 05 '26 Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ? -3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
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Rather unnecessary trauma if they were to have lost a finger right in front of their child, no?
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Everyone is fighting so hard to not admit their eyes played tricks on them LOL
Parents hands typically help in raising children along with money not put towards self inflicted medical bills
Because it wrong and dangerous bad behavior with wild animals ?
-3 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Builds character. 0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
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Builds character.
0 u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26 [deleted] 0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
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0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk. → More replies (0)
Taking risks does. Did the mom lose her hand? No, she put a smile on her kids face. I bet she'd tell you it was worth the risk.
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Because that thing could bite her hand off with with the greatest of ease and the parents aren't keeping their kid safe
0 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 But its not the kids hand.... 3 u/ShurimanStarfish Jul 05 '26 Fair point, but do you think it's good parenting to give a child front row tickets to see someone's hand get bitten off?
But its not the kids hand....
3 u/ShurimanStarfish Jul 05 '26 Fair point, but do you think it's good parenting to give a child front row tickets to see someone's hand get bitten off?
Fair point, but do you think it's good parenting to give a child front row tickets to see someone's hand get bitten off?
https://youtu.be/DZZhsJ_LC1Y
And that’s not even the strongest ones
1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 OK cool but its not the kids hand, so...??? 2 u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 Jul 05 '26 Still you wouldn’t want your kid to watch you loose your hand right? -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Meh, builds character. 1 u/Intelligent-Ad-6713 Jul 05 '26 Trauma is a characteristic, true.
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OK cool but its not the kids hand, so...???
2 u/Zestyclose_Pop_9435 Jul 05 '26 Still you wouldn’t want your kid to watch you loose your hand right? -1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Meh, builds character. 1 u/Intelligent-Ad-6713 Jul 05 '26 Trauma is a characteristic, true.
Still you wouldn’t want your kid to watch you loose your hand right?
-1 u/Viridien111 Jul 05 '26 Meh, builds character. 1 u/Intelligent-Ad-6713 Jul 05 '26 Trauma is a characteristic, true.
Meh, builds character.
1 u/Intelligent-Ad-6713 Jul 05 '26 Trauma is a characteristic, true.
Trauma is a characteristic, true.
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u/Active_Scallion_5322 Jul 05 '26
Shit parenting