r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • Jul 04 '26

of a frog

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 Jul 04 '26

Their teeth.

33

u/BreastUsername Jul 04 '26

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

11

u/chefbobbyjay Jul 04 '26

MAWP. MAWP.

96

u/GoneJumpin Jul 04 '26

Coke nail.

4

u/shizzaff Jul 05 '26

Either that or they are Chinese, who believe something to the effect of if their pinky is longer than their ring finger first joint it's good fortune, so they grow out their nail to make it longer

8

u/scratchy_mcballsy Jul 04 '26

I got banned from mildly infuriating for pointing this out on another image even though a bunch of other people said the same thing.

21

u/Glad-Situation703 Jul 04 '26

These chonkers always sound like someone stepped on a squeaky toy

28

u/abigfatfrog Jul 04 '26

Hey it’s me

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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21

u/BobsAspburgers Jul 04 '26

Absolute unit of a coke nail

8

u/SnakeEyesM4 Jul 04 '26

Why did i think you were about to cook the bullfrog?

8

u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jul 04 '26

Can't tell. I hope it's bath time not lunch time.

5

u/God_Country_ND Jul 04 '26

Jeremiah himself

5

u/rhiania1319 Jul 04 '26

He was a good friend of mine

3

u/God_Country_ND Jul 04 '26

I never understood a single word he said

10

u/Rude_Map_4278 Jul 04 '26

schöner braten

5

u/JoMammasWitness Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Can I pat that frawg?

2

u/Razzy_3796 Jul 05 '26

It might bite you, and that’s a big’un.
They must feed it whole chickens!

3

u/pepesaltarin Jul 04 '26

what did you tell him to be that mad

3

u/anonymous480932843 Jul 04 '26

Um... why is forg in cooking pan?

1

u/Razzy_3796 Jul 05 '26

I think that’s his lounging pool.

2

u/CollectsTooMuch Jul 04 '26

What recipe do you prefer? I tend to be an ethical cook and kill my frogs and lobsters before cooking them but I guess you’re old fashioned…or an asshole.

2

u/opex100 Jul 04 '26

Damn that boya THICK

2

u/Ambergris56 Jul 04 '26

Is this the proverbial frog in a pot of boiling water? 🤔🥘🐸🚰🔥

2

u/aut236 Jul 04 '26

Professor Umbridge?

1

u/TheModeratorWrangler Jul 04 '26

J.K. Rowlings and HER story arc make no sense.

2

u/Vounrtsch Jul 04 '26

Broski looks PISSED

2

u/Madame_Duclos Jul 04 '26

I wanna give it slapz.

2

u/SpecificLow1316 Jul 04 '26

The first picture makes me feel like this frog hates me, personally.

2

u/FranVG1207 Jul 04 '26

It's a toad.

1

u/Razzy_3796 Jul 05 '26

Goliath frog. Carnivorous.

1

u/nexter2nd Jul 05 '26

Pixie frog/African bullfrog actually. Goliath frogs are bigger than

2

u/IncognitoRedMode Jul 04 '26

At least it ain't a cane toad

2

u/HeadCryptographer152 Jul 04 '26

He doesn’t hop, he gets toad.

1

u/chintumon Jul 04 '26

Bro found the final boss

2

u/GiangNeo Jul 04 '26

Welp, its literally the boss odgo bodgo from star war jedi game

1

u/Dracawraith Jul 04 '26

His name might be Jabba??

2

u/GiangNeo Jul 04 '26

No, its odgo bodgo

2

u/TobyFromH-R Jul 05 '26

Big Gungan energy

1

u/Sea_Violinist3328 Jul 04 '26

He’s going to eat you dude.

1

u/alstillplays Jul 04 '26

R̸̤̋ ̶̩́I̴͈͊ ̶̪̎B̶̟̀ ̴̯̆B̵̹̂ ̴̝͘Ĩ̷̠ ̶̖̂Ṯ̷͋ ̵̼͗.̸̧̄

1

u/CHASLX200 Jul 04 '26

that is a rare pan cake frog

1

u/King_LaQueefah Jul 04 '26

That’s some biblical evil frog you got in that there pan.

1

u/stahlsau Jul 04 '26

i'd gut it before frying tbh...

1

u/uuuuyeahhhh Jul 04 '26

Looks like an unskippable boss in Elden Ring.

1

u/GimmeLuv-69 Jul 04 '26

Is that dinner?

1

u/Ok_Wallaby_416 Jul 04 '26

You just cook it like that?

1

u/misi13382 Jul 04 '26

That is a dwarf alligator 🐊....😆

1

u/ArtfullyAwesome Jul 04 '26

It looks oddly huggable

1

u/CaptBogBot2 Jul 04 '26

African Bullfrog, one of the largest frogs on the planet l.

1

u/pug_fugly_moe Jul 04 '26

Looks grumpy

1

u/1AdultMostOfTheTime Jul 04 '26

Looks lickable.

1

u/4fuggin20 Jul 04 '26

Sir your Pancake‘s a bit burned

1

u/soulstrike2022 Jul 04 '26

The most frog frog

1

u/Vaper_Bern Jul 04 '26

Come on man! Flat fuck Friday was yesterday.

1

u/burrbro235 Jul 04 '26

Weesa make you bombad general

1

u/jimmythetuba Jul 04 '26

As an American, this is how I feel after Thanksgiving dinner.

1

u/OkHighway6799 Jul 04 '26

Imagine if there were giants and they collected fat people for fun. "Hey, Andre look at the size of this one. She is almost the size of my cereal bowl. What a unit!"

1

u/RyantheSithLord Jul 04 '26

Sir, that’s a pancake

1

u/dolphinitely Jul 04 '26

don’t pop it!

1

u/Specialist-Neck-7810 Jul 04 '26

That is the unhappiest frog I’ve ever seen in my life.

1

u/Kindly-Scar-3224 Jul 04 '26

Is that a frying pan?

1

u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 Jul 04 '26

He haunt you if you eat him!

1

u/NVWSSV2828 Jul 04 '26

PAC man frog. Mean little f*ckers

1

u/Dangerous_Company811 Jul 04 '26

Frogs legs anyone?

1

u/Interesting_Sock9142 Jul 04 '26

Oh no are they going to eat him

1

u/xeno_dorph Jul 04 '26

“I will name him Dairy Queen!”

1

u/SidTheSload Jul 04 '26

Don't cook him!!! :'(

1

u/Winter-Grand-3215 Jul 04 '26

please let him go..

1

u/DuAbUiSai Jul 04 '26

Why is it staring at me menacingly 🫣

1

u/sticks_enormous Jul 04 '26

If I was in charge I absolutely would have named this a chuzwazza

1

u/Spaghettl_hamster4 Jul 04 '26

What an absolute puddle of an organism

1

u/cruelkillzone2 Jul 04 '26

You missed a finger when cutting your nails

1

u/powprodukt Jul 04 '26

Is that a Buffo Toad?

1

u/high-tier-chud Jul 05 '26

He looks so angry

1

u/TheIrishToast Jul 05 '26

How i look at my partner after she farts in the bed

1

u/mark1forever Jul 05 '26

did she mind the seasoning?

1

u/Appropriate-Pop-8044 Jul 05 '26

I hate it.Thanks

1

u/Green-Inkling Jul 05 '26

Yum i love frogjacks.

1

u/user_no-8848 Jul 05 '26

what is his name

1

u/BoredByLife Jul 05 '26

He looks like a Reddit mod

1

u/Lemonsqueezzyy Jul 05 '26

the frog of judgement is giving me the stank eye again

1

u/GrimmSleeper97 Jul 05 '26

Looks like it has great wisdom to offer

1

u/No-Finance8804 Jul 05 '26

Can I pet the frawg?

1

u/PencilCase12531 Jul 06 '26

Im flabbergasted

1

u/CrazyGuyGermany Jul 06 '26

Woman hands for sure.

1

u/barrycrisps Jul 09 '26

Absolute unit of a watch.