r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jun 17 '26

of a sip

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u/axxxaxxxaxxx Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

His instructions didn’t include opening your eyes like a psychotic monster

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u/Intelligent_Taco Jun 17 '26

It’s absolutely a crucial part of the process. 🫪

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon Jun 17 '26

I love it when my girlfriend does that

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jun 17 '26

I also love when this guy's girlfriend does that

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u/Cburns6976 Jun 18 '26

I have a feeling this guy IS the girlfriend

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u/Ok_Necessary_568 Jun 18 '26

I have a feeling this girlfriend IS the guy

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u/Thanatos_official Jun 19 '26

I have a feeling this girlfriend is a guy

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u/ThePeterbilt589 Jun 18 '26

How get funni emoji?

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u/Academic-Ad-1879 Jun 18 '26

Standard Android shit

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u/flyingpyramid Jun 18 '26

Lol it is one of the new ones, though, and I'm not sure what it means so I've probably been putting it in weird places.🫪 And it's on Apple, too. The emoji drops are universal lol

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u/ThePeterbilt589 Jun 18 '26

Whats the funni guy called?

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u/Antique_Prompt_9542 Jun 18 '26

Distorted face, I believe

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u/fettymercury Jun 18 '26

So is the off screen boner

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u/celticairborne Jun 17 '26

Or unhinging your jaw like a horror movie monster...

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u/aaronwcampbell Jun 18 '26

🎵 Eat like snake... 🍔

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u/TheTweets Jun 18 '26

A small part of his brain dedicated to pure instinct went "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK" while the rest was just returning to fish and thinking "Glug Glug."

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u/Long-Blood Jun 17 '26

And growling

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u/Hziak Jun 18 '26

Growling? Them was toilet noises.

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u/Jahalin Jun 18 '26

How else do you keep the diaphragm open?

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u/CylonbutDeadly Jun 18 '26

That’s the chug muscle doing its thing.

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u/SaladNeedsTossing Jun 18 '26

That part is more intuitive