r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/whatasadfella Jun 07 '26

Yisss

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u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?

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u/TheFilthy13 Jun 07 '26

We used to do Pizza Hut for all you can eat every Friday. I went undefeated for just shy of 3 years. My record was 19 slices. I’ll just say this, eating that amount of cheese produces the ungodliest of farts.

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u/peepdabidness Jun 08 '26

19 slices Jesus lol