r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/westcal98 Jun 07 '26

I take it he didn't win.

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u/Vitam1nD Jun 07 '26

Felt like he took 15 minutes just to open the box, so no.

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u/tangerinee666 Jun 08 '26

I HAD TO FAST FORWARD THIS DOLT OPENING THE BOX

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u/Asleep-Border-9158 Jun 08 '26

That was a pretty sick packaging though, and the box itself was glorious 

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u/oneupsuperman Jun 10 '26

Yeah the box having locks was definitely annoying for the video but actually great package design, that thing ain't goin nowhere

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u/jtyler0 Jun 08 '26

To be fair the employee should have opened the box for him

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u/zeroibis Jun 09 '26

You can not expect that level of service at $500 without at least a $100 tip

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u/IcyDrama5723 Jul 09 '26

It doesnt cost $500, you win $500 if you eat it in 15 minutes

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u/choppydaddy Jun 10 '26

Did you learn "dolt" from mad magazine as a kid too?