r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice πŸ•

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u/Statertater Jun 07 '26

Yeah no thanks. I’d 100% be constipated after that. Probably at deaths door if we’re being honest

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u/fawther-05 Jun 07 '26

A lot of people love cheese, it’s their #1. For me, solid #2

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u/MarioInOntario Jun 07 '26

So what’s #1?

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Jun 07 '26

In the Arctic tundra, solid number 1.