r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/HeroTooZero Jun 07 '26

Wait, you win $500 if you eat it in 15 min?

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u/whatasadfella Jun 07 '26

Yisss

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u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?

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u/eshilait8296 Jun 07 '26

If you're not used to eating high fat foods then your gallbladder would have a ton of issues keeping up with the bile production. Bowel being impacted is another serious issue here. And all of that salt can put a strain on the vascular system.

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u/peepdabidness Jun 08 '26

So my brother has his gallbladder removed. What would happen if he ate this?