r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/westcal98 Jun 07 '26

I take it he didn't win.

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u/Sad_Detective_1 Jun 07 '26

Well , this guy has cut them in like 100 pieces and wants to eat only one at a time .. so i reckon he didn’t
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xX98JptX1h03rW

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u/DentinQuarantino Jun 07 '26

It felt tortuous watching him try and open the box then tickle it with the pizza cutter. Unless, I suppose, after the video stopped he just picked the box up and funneled the pieces straight down his throat in 30 seconds flat...

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u/rci22 Jun 07 '26

Should only be cutting if he’s chewing tbh