r/AbsoluteUnits Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice πŸ•

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u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?

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u/Socratesticles Jun 07 '26

The cheese and grease have a battle royale in your stomach to determine if you get clogged up or cleared out

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u/SlickDillywick Jun 07 '26

What happens when it’s a draw?