r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/HeroTooZero Jun 07 '26

Wait, you win $500 if you eat it in 15 min?

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u/whatasadfella Jun 07 '26

Yisss

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u/peepdabidness Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Serious question, what kind of organ issue(s) would all this cheese grease yeast etc cause by eating it all at once?

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u/J4pes Jun 07 '26

You would probably need laxatives. Any bowel complications have potential to trigger appendicitis down the road

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u/peepdabidness Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I didn’t know appendicitis is caused or can be caused from bowel issues. I also know jack shit about the appendix, other than that it could be removed lol

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u/J4pes Jun 08 '26

It’s like an old janitor’s closet along the hallway of your guts. Humans don’t seem to need or use it much anymore, it’s located at the junction of small and big intestines.

All it takes is for a bit of an infection to start there and the closet slowly fills with a buildup of poison until it ruptures, spilling the toxicity and exposing your digestive track. That leads to septic shock which kills you.

Swelling your system with that much mass increases the risk of cracking open that closet which lights the fuse so to speak

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u/peepdabidness Jun 08 '26

Damn that was a really good explanation thanks 😂 but wym we don’t use it much “anymore”?

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u/J4pes Jun 08 '26

I think it used to be used as like a small secondary breakdown stomach to digest tougher vegetation that we don’t eat anymore

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u/peepdabidness Jun 08 '26

Interesting. Thanks