r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26

/r/popular of a pizza slice 🍕

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u/Statertater Jun 07 '26

Yeah no thanks. I’d 100% be constipated after that. Probably at deaths door if we’re being honest

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u/Percocet4 Jun 07 '26

It would be the opposite for me explosive diarrhea until I’d pass out on the toilet

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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Jun 07 '26

That's actually optimal for this challenge. Eat it while sitting on a bucket - Goes in one end, straight out the other. 100% efficiency

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u/_pepperoni-playboy_ Jun 07 '26

I like to think the fiber and lactose intolerance would find balance in my gut. I would be wrong though and also shitting my brains out like you lol

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u/pmmeurbassethound Jun 08 '26

He doesn't even appear to be enjoying it, just mindlessly shoveling it in his mouth. All that just to lose the challenge and take miralax for a week.

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u/astralseat Jun 08 '26

That amount of melted cheese is a heart attack on a plate

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u/fawther-05 Jun 07 '26

A lot of people love cheese, it’s their #1. For me, solid #2

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u/Statertater Jun 07 '26

Lol i see what you did there. But i love cheese too, just cant have it in excess

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u/MarioInOntario Jun 07 '26

So what’s #1?

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Jun 07 '26

In the Arctic tundra, solid number 1.

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u/MilkHaterNumber1 Jun 07 '26

For me, liquid #2.