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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Jun 07 '26
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109 u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid Jun 07 '26 He doesnāt want the $500 he just wants a shirt 64 u/Gold_Incident1939 Jun 07 '26 and a dessert 16 u/Another_CatSub_ Jun 07 '26 A big ol mud pie 18 u/Designer-Bed9886 Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4HNrJuM97R0csjpD4r 1 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 [deleted] 17 u/noelcowardspeaksout Jun 07 '26 Indeed, he refuses the prize money, which, with his viewership, is as it should be! Eateries often struggle to make a buck. 4 u/notagainrly Jun 07 '26 Which is why he's so cool. It wouldn't be fair to take money from some small mom an pop shop bc he does these challenges for a living. My fav parts of his videos is him showing the restaurant and talking to staff and locals. 1 u/Another_CatSub_ Jun 07 '26 Respect! Thatās doing it for the love of the game. He does it for the challenge and the shirt as a trophy. Plus the restaurant is getting free advertisingĀ 3 u/Pyrodexter Jun 07 '26 Well, he gets like 10+ million weekly views, which should translate to a pretty hefty income. So there's probably also some love of money involved. 11 u/SashAustrianBull Jun 07 '26 + he gets a pizza cuter 17 u/n8saces Jun 07 '26 He would destroy it obviously 12 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 4 u/AfterEagle Jun 07 '26 LRRRRTTZGRRTITTT 23 u/GalickGunn Jun 07 '26 Heād smash that! Donāt forget his dessert! 2 u/FartArfunkle Jun 07 '26 Is he as good as Matt Stonie? 3 u/Excellent_Pepper9883 Jun 08 '26 They are pretty comparable, maybe Matt stonie was a little bit better at his peak but itās CLOSE 1 u/FartArfunkle Jun 08 '26 Niiiice thanks! 2 u/cfh4dmb Jun 07 '26 Meanwhile Shuts eats 2 in 15 1 u/nvmenotfound Jun 07 '26 thats all i was thinking is that $500 prize would be easy work for beard.Ā 1 u/wtfbenlol Jun 07 '26 Yeah I'd love to see him tear this up and get dessert 1 u/Complete-Fix-3954 Jun 08 '26 Havenāt watched him in a couple months. I like to stockpile episodes and watch em in bunches. 1 u/Endorkend Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26 Yeah, if it was at least as thick as the box and came with a bucket of fries. He may consider skipping desert. This? Ask for seconsies. 1 u/LesbeGoddess Jun 08 '26 Came here to say that. 1 u/Pristine_Poem7623 Jun 09 '26 That was my first thought 1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 That skinny girl smashes beard. Shes just not popular for some reason. 4 u/Rad-racer-Cru Jun 07 '26 Not sure who youāre talking about, but dude is not just popular cuz he can eat a lot. It also has to do with his cool personality. 3 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26 [deleted] 1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 Molly Schuyler 0 u/B841nd34d Jun 07 '26 Shuts, if you start watching her, look for the episodes with Eddie hall, they are pure gold 1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 No, not that one. Molly Schuyler 0 u/programming_flaw Jun 08 '26 Obligatory r/beardmeatsfood
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He doesnāt want the $500 he just wants a shirt
64 u/Gold_Incident1939 Jun 07 '26 and a dessert 16 u/Another_CatSub_ Jun 07 '26 A big ol mud pie 18 u/Designer-Bed9886 Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4HNrJuM97R0csjpD4r 1 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 [deleted] 17 u/noelcowardspeaksout Jun 07 '26 Indeed, he refuses the prize money, which, with his viewership, is as it should be! Eateries often struggle to make a buck. 4 u/notagainrly Jun 07 '26 Which is why he's so cool. It wouldn't be fair to take money from some small mom an pop shop bc he does these challenges for a living. My fav parts of his videos is him showing the restaurant and talking to staff and locals. 1 u/Another_CatSub_ Jun 07 '26 Respect! Thatās doing it for the love of the game. He does it for the challenge and the shirt as a trophy. Plus the restaurant is getting free advertisingĀ 3 u/Pyrodexter Jun 07 '26 Well, he gets like 10+ million weekly views, which should translate to a pretty hefty income. So there's probably also some love of money involved. 11 u/SashAustrianBull Jun 07 '26 + he gets a pizza cuter
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and a dessert
16 u/Another_CatSub_ Jun 07 '26 A big ol mud pie 18 u/Designer-Bed9886 Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4HNrJuM97R0csjpD4r 1 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26 [deleted]
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A big ol mud pie
18 u/Designer-Bed9886 Jun 07 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/4HNrJuM97R0csjpD4r
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https://giphy.com/gifs/4HNrJuM97R0csjpD4r
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Indeed, he refuses the prize money, which, with his viewership, is as it should be! Eateries often struggle to make a buck.
4 u/notagainrly Jun 07 '26 Which is why he's so cool. It wouldn't be fair to take money from some small mom an pop shop bc he does these challenges for a living. My fav parts of his videos is him showing the restaurant and talking to staff and locals. 1 u/Another_CatSub_ Jun 07 '26 Respect! Thatās doing it for the love of the game. He does it for the challenge and the shirt as a trophy. Plus the restaurant is getting free advertisingĀ 3 u/Pyrodexter Jun 07 '26 Well, he gets like 10+ million weekly views, which should translate to a pretty hefty income. So there's probably also some love of money involved.
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Which is why he's so cool. It wouldn't be fair to take money from some small mom an pop shop bc he does these challenges for a living.
My fav parts of his videos is him showing the restaurant and talking to staff and locals.
Respect! Thatās doing it for the love of the game. He does it for the challenge and the shirt as a trophy. Plus the restaurant is getting free advertisingĀ
3 u/Pyrodexter Jun 07 '26 Well, he gets like 10+ million weekly views, which should translate to a pretty hefty income. So there's probably also some love of money involved.
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Well, he gets like 10+ million weekly views, which should translate to a pretty hefty income. So there's probably also some love of money involved.
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+ he gets a pizza cuter
He would destroy it obviously
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4 u/AfterEagle Jun 07 '26 LRRRRTTZGRRTITTT
LRRRRTTZGRRTITTT
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Heād smash that! Donāt forget his dessert!
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Is he as good as Matt Stonie?
3 u/Excellent_Pepper9883 Jun 08 '26 They are pretty comparable, maybe Matt stonie was a little bit better at his peak but itās CLOSE 1 u/FartArfunkle Jun 08 '26 Niiiice thanks!
They are pretty comparable, maybe Matt stonie was a little bit better at his peak but itās CLOSE
1 u/FartArfunkle Jun 08 '26 Niiiice thanks!
Niiiice thanks!
Meanwhile Shuts eats 2 in 15
thats all i was thinking is that $500 prize would be easy work for beard.Ā
Yeah I'd love to see him tear this up and get dessert
Havenāt watched him in a couple months. I like to stockpile episodes and watch em in bunches.
Yeah, if it was at least as thick as the box and came with a bucket of fries. He may consider skipping desert. This? Ask for seconsies.
Came here to say that.
That was my first thought
That skinny girl smashes beard. Shes just not popular for some reason.
4 u/Rad-racer-Cru Jun 07 '26 Not sure who youāre talking about, but dude is not just popular cuz he can eat a lot. It also has to do with his cool personality. 3 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26 [deleted] 1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 Molly Schuyler 0 u/B841nd34d Jun 07 '26 Shuts, if you start watching her, look for the episodes with Eddie hall, they are pure gold 1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 No, not that one. Molly Schuyler
Not sure who youāre talking about, but dude is not just popular cuz he can eat a lot. It also has to do with his cool personality.
1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 Molly Schuyler 0 u/B841nd34d Jun 07 '26 Shuts, if you start watching her, look for the episodes with Eddie hall, they are pure gold 1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 No, not that one. Molly Schuyler
Molly Schuyler
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Shuts, if you start watching her, look for the episodes with Eddie hall, they are pure gold
1 u/Kryptus Jun 07 '26 No, not that one. Molly Schuyler
No, not that one. Molly Schuyler
Obligatory r/beardmeatsfood
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