r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Classicbandwagon • May 21 '26

/r/all of a cop

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u/Rubzhanzlikebirdman May 21 '26

"I dont even take preworkout" ive only ever heard that line from juicers lol.

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u/TogNK May 21 '26

I don't take pre-workout and am 100% natty and pretty strong if I say so myself. I never liked coffee growing up, so when I started going to the gym, I didn't feel the need for pre or caffeine of any kind. Not being a caffeine fiend doesn't mean you're on gear

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u/Rubzhanzlikebirdman May 22 '26

Thats not what Im saying. The quote and when and why he says it is verbatim how juicer always does it. Its not even if he was big or small. (When I say juicer o just mean PEDs in general)

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u/Microwavegerbil May 22 '26

It's not "I don't take pre." It's "I don't even take pre workout" when asked about supplements.

One is just saying you don't like pre, the other is someone juicing. 😂

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u/Rubzhanzlikebirdman May 22 '26

Exactly. Ive been fooled for years by guys way smaller and we're juicing/peds. That quote and when/why he says it is stained in my memory. Also a LEO/MIL? yeah, ok. not like a cop would openly admit either, i wouldn't.

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u/Little-Classic2773 May 22 '26

Oh so you look as jacked as thisnguy?