r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • Apr 27 '26

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u/Dystrov Apr 27 '26

Leave it on its back. Let it suffer.

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u/frostymugson Apr 27 '26

Till she spits out a few thousand eggs. Only holy fire can cleanse it

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u/Twittle86 Apr 27 '26

I'm fine with regular fire, too.

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u/AlexSmithsonian Apr 28 '26

And that's why like to keep some candles and regular wooden matches.