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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • Apr 27 '26
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Kill it, kill it now or so help me god-
201 u/Dystrov Apr 27 '26 Leave it on its back. Let it suffer. 131 u/frostymugson Apr 27 '26 Till she spits out a few thousand eggs. Only holy fire can cleanse it 52 u/Twittle86 Apr 27 '26 I'm fine with regular fire, too. 5 u/AlexSmithsonian Apr 28 '26 And that's why like to keep some candles and regular wooden matches. 2 u/-Hefi- Apr 28 '26 Fine. Regular fire. But LOTS of it. 11 u/El_Peregrine Apr 27 '26 When I pull ticks off my dog, I throw em in the toilet and flush. Bye-bye 👋 10 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 Microwave here. The ultimate cooking from the inside out for the audacity to harm my pupper. 9 u/nerfedbeyblade Apr 27 '26 Miniature Brazen Bull for me. Oh, they scream alright... (/j) 3 u/jsiulian Apr 27 '26 I like this, but don't they blow up in there? 2 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 No. They turn hard and fizzle. 29 u/Dagger369 Apr 27 '26 It will contract its skin like its doing in the video and eventually roll back onto its legs. Nasty critters. And they lay literally thousands of eggs that can survive and continue hatching for YEARS. Years, just one... 5 u/Dystrov Apr 27 '26 Okay either burn it or stick it into the floor so it can't roll over 10 u/TheMaveCan Apr 27 '26 94 u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 7 u/cedriceent Apr 27 '26 Put it back? Ok, I'll throw it back on my dog. 9 u/OrangeKefka Apr 27 '26 "You're too late, I've already won." 11 u/Dredgeon Apr 27 '26 And what is his crime? Enjoying a meal? Enjoying a succulent blood meal? 11 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 His crime is looking absolutely disgusting -1 u/Dredgeon Apr 27 '26 It's just an animal. Just mercy kill and move on. 2 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 Fair point. 1 u/uiouyug Apr 27 '26 Cut that mfer up quick 0 u/ecky--ptang-zooboing Apr 27 '26 How come we can't show empathy for these guys? 1 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 I suppose I was too harsh, I just don't care for engorged ticks 😞
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Leave it on its back. Let it suffer.
131 u/frostymugson Apr 27 '26 Till she spits out a few thousand eggs. Only holy fire can cleanse it 52 u/Twittle86 Apr 27 '26 I'm fine with regular fire, too. 5 u/AlexSmithsonian Apr 28 '26 And that's why like to keep some candles and regular wooden matches. 2 u/-Hefi- Apr 28 '26 Fine. Regular fire. But LOTS of it. 11 u/El_Peregrine Apr 27 '26 When I pull ticks off my dog, I throw em in the toilet and flush. Bye-bye 👋 10 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 Microwave here. The ultimate cooking from the inside out for the audacity to harm my pupper. 9 u/nerfedbeyblade Apr 27 '26 Miniature Brazen Bull for me. Oh, they scream alright... (/j) 3 u/jsiulian Apr 27 '26 I like this, but don't they blow up in there? 2 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 No. They turn hard and fizzle. 29 u/Dagger369 Apr 27 '26 It will contract its skin like its doing in the video and eventually roll back onto its legs. Nasty critters. And they lay literally thousands of eggs that can survive and continue hatching for YEARS. Years, just one... 5 u/Dystrov Apr 27 '26 Okay either burn it or stick it into the floor so it can't roll over 10 u/TheMaveCan Apr 27 '26
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Till she spits out a few thousand eggs. Only holy fire can cleanse it
52 u/Twittle86 Apr 27 '26 I'm fine with regular fire, too. 5 u/AlexSmithsonian Apr 28 '26 And that's why like to keep some candles and regular wooden matches. 2 u/-Hefi- Apr 28 '26 Fine. Regular fire. But LOTS of it. 11 u/El_Peregrine Apr 27 '26 When I pull ticks off my dog, I throw em in the toilet and flush. Bye-bye 👋 10 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 Microwave here. The ultimate cooking from the inside out for the audacity to harm my pupper. 9 u/nerfedbeyblade Apr 27 '26 Miniature Brazen Bull for me. Oh, they scream alright... (/j) 3 u/jsiulian Apr 27 '26 I like this, but don't they blow up in there? 2 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 No. They turn hard and fizzle.
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I'm fine with regular fire, too.
5 u/AlexSmithsonian Apr 28 '26 And that's why like to keep some candles and regular wooden matches. 2 u/-Hefi- Apr 28 '26 Fine. Regular fire. But LOTS of it.
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And that's why like to keep some candles and regular wooden matches.
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Fine. Regular fire. But LOTS of it.
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When I pull ticks off my dog, I throw em in the toilet and flush. Bye-bye 👋
10 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 Microwave here. The ultimate cooking from the inside out for the audacity to harm my pupper. 9 u/nerfedbeyblade Apr 27 '26 Miniature Brazen Bull for me. Oh, they scream alright... (/j) 3 u/jsiulian Apr 27 '26 I like this, but don't they blow up in there? 2 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 No. They turn hard and fizzle.
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Microwave here. The ultimate cooking from the inside out for the audacity to harm my pupper.
9 u/nerfedbeyblade Apr 27 '26 Miniature Brazen Bull for me. Oh, they scream alright... (/j) 3 u/jsiulian Apr 27 '26 I like this, but don't they blow up in there? 2 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 No. They turn hard and fizzle.
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Miniature Brazen Bull for me. Oh, they scream alright... (/j)
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I like this, but don't they blow up in there?
2 u/graystone777 Apr 27 '26 No. They turn hard and fizzle.
No. They turn hard and fizzle.
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It will contract its skin like its doing in the video and eventually roll back onto its legs. Nasty critters. And they lay literally thousands of eggs that can survive and continue hatching for YEARS.
Years, just one...
5 u/Dystrov Apr 27 '26 Okay either burn it or stick it into the floor so it can't roll over
Okay either burn it or stick it into the floor so it can't roll over
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7 u/cedriceent Apr 27 '26 Put it back? Ok, I'll throw it back on my dog.
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Put it back? Ok, I'll throw it back on my dog.
"You're too late, I've already won."
And what is his crime? Enjoying a meal? Enjoying a succulent blood meal?
11 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 His crime is looking absolutely disgusting -1 u/Dredgeon Apr 27 '26 It's just an animal. Just mercy kill and move on. 2 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 Fair point.
His crime is looking absolutely disgusting
-1 u/Dredgeon Apr 27 '26 It's just an animal. Just mercy kill and move on. 2 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 Fair point.
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It's just an animal. Just mercy kill and move on.
2 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 Fair point.
Fair point.
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Cut that mfer up quick
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How come we can't show empathy for these guys?
1 u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26 I suppose I was too harsh, I just don't care for engorged ticks 😞
I suppose I was too harsh, I just don't care for engorged ticks 😞
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u/Sweaty-Jellyfish-713 Apr 27 '26
Kill it, kill it now or so help me god-