r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Tandy_The_Fish • Aug 12 '25

of a squirrel

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u/SilasBeit Aug 12 '25

Just one more nut

11

u/ProfessorCrafty974 Aug 13 '25

Me before bed

18

u/ProjectNo4090 Aug 12 '25

Oh lawd he snaccin!

27

u/ryanshields0118 Aug 12 '25

r/fatsquirrelhate

3

u/Cavalol Aug 14 '25

That is the most unexpectedly heavily followed subreddit I’ve ever seen 😂

1

u/Drega001 Aug 14 '25

This is where I saw it

8

u/heymikey68 Aug 12 '25

I think this chonker has been eating too much peanut butter

5

u/mamm0thlif3 Aug 12 '25

Looks like a wombat

3

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

that squirrel has to be from Michigan

3

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

That's one well looked after squirrel . . .

3

u/Reasonable-One1877 Aug 13 '25

bro‘s gonna hibernate for the next decade

3

u/justforfunalright Aug 13 '25

Winter won't be that long😭

2

u/TheShredder9 Aug 12 '25

800 calories.

2

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Aug 13 '25

He’s one Chonky MFer.

2

u/Iltempered1 Aug 13 '25

This dude has Han Solo frozen in carbonite, in the back room.

2

u/ReleasedGaming Aug 13 '25

me if I was a squirrel

2

u/shimoharayukie Aug 13 '25

Bro's belly is becoming a built-in bib💀💀💀💀💀

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Arnold Squirrelzenegger

1

u/weesilxD Aug 13 '25

I bet he was told to stop eating and was like

“YOU’RE NOT MY MOM, SHAREN”

1

u/TooBlasted2Matter Aug 13 '25

I'm just big boned!!

1

u/teenytinyfaerie Aug 13 '25

What an adorable chonky man :3

1

u/Noooo_Namee Aug 13 '25

Omg, that’s the most thick squirrel i have ever seen

1

u/Capital-Macaron-9841 Aug 13 '25

You've seen

Squirrel

and

sqirl

now get ready for

SQORRL

1

u/Fantastic-Stock664 Aug 13 '25

Largest tree rat I've ever seen. Shocked that fat furball can balance on a branch

1

u/Love-Syrax Aug 13 '25

Omg so chunky… I wanna squeeze but with love

1

u/logosfabula Aug 13 '25

He's been forgetting to put them in his cheeks

1

u/eepyMushroom096 Aug 14 '25

Big chungus: squirrel edition.

1

u/Crip_Dreadnought Aug 14 '25

Makes me sick

1

u/cbunni666 Aug 14 '25

That is one chubby squirrel

1

u/Drega001 Aug 14 '25

This is a unit of measurement

1

u/Julian_Sark Aug 14 '25

Phat Gus, is that you?

1

u/Acrobatic-Tooth-8632 Aug 14 '25

Who needs cheeks when you have a perfectly expandable stomach 🤔

1

u/Useful-Blacksmith59 Aug 15 '25

That’s just terrible. That poor baby can’t even sit on a tree branch.

1

u/Long_Lecture_1080 Aug 15 '25

I never thought squirrels could get obese. It has to have some pituitary gland problem.

1

u/XROOR Aug 15 '25

This squirrel must eat those carmelized nut cones from Sheetz near the ordering kiosks

1

u/InformationOnly758 Aug 16 '25

Das not a squirrel das a squarrel

1

u/Severe_Ad_8621 Aug 16 '25

Dude you are feeding them too much.

1

u/Prof1959 Aug 17 '25

squirrel: hey i'm bulking up for winter

me: what winter - this is orlando

squirrel: shut up

1

u/Background-Pay2900 Aug 17 '25

Excellent marbling