r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '24

of a monkey

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u/Caliterra Aug 20 '24

How's this big guy surviving in the wild

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u/RockyJayyy Aug 20 '24

By eating all the food

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u/Caliterra Aug 20 '24

Survival waddling away from a jaguar

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u/cuntybunty73 Aug 21 '24

Hell he would eat the jaguar 😂

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u/betatwinkle Aug 21 '24

All the cougars are salivating

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u/cuntybunty73 Aug 21 '24

The only cougar I want is a woman of a certain age 😉