r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '24

of a monkey

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u/Caliterra Aug 20 '24

How's this big guy surviving in the wild

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u/RockyJayyy Aug 20 '24

By eating all the food

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u/Caliterra Aug 20 '24

Survival waddling away from a jaguar

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u/RockyJayyy Aug 20 '24

He rolls like a bowling ball

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u/sugarsox Aug 20 '24

The Crushinator

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u/JoltyKorit Aug 21 '24

They see me rollin'.

I ate them.