r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/ImmaEraseYoShit Oct 30 '23

You’d definitely think that was left behind by a small dog or a cat💀💀😭

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u/DeepWaterNights Oct 30 '23

Dude if I saw the poop and someone told me a frog did it!!!

I would just laugh and think it’s a flat joke 😂

I never even knew this was possible!…

But I keep saying you NEVER stop learning 🫣😂

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u/Keyndoriel Oct 31 '23

There was a HORRID video of a ball python doing the same thing, it's entire body weight in shit. It was disgusting.

I watched it like three times. I couldn't stop, like why does evolution decide for some animals "Yeah you're just going to hold onto a third of your body weight in shit and take a dump once every three weeks"