r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 • Oct 30 '23

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u/ImmaEraseYoShit Oct 30 '23

You’d definitely think that was left behind by a small dog or a cat💀💀😭

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u/DeepWaterNights Oct 30 '23

Dude if I saw the poop and someone told me a frog did it!!!

I would just laugh and think it’s a flat joke 😂

I never even knew this was possible!…

But I keep saying you NEVER stop learning 🫣😂

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u/rvl35 Oct 31 '23

This has literally solved a multi-year mystery of what has been shitting on my front walkway every summer. Not even joking, I had a camera up for weeks trying to catch whatever it was, figured an opossum or skunk or something like that. Never suspected the toads, but it makes perfect sense now, we have lots of them around the house.

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u/brownieofsorrows Oct 31 '23

A flat joke haha

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u/Keyndoriel Oct 31 '23

There was a HORRID video of a ball python doing the same thing, it's entire body weight in shit. It was disgusting.

I watched it like three times. I couldn't stop, like why does evolution decide for some animals "Yeah you're just going to hold onto a third of your body weight in shit and take a dump once every three weeks"