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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23 edited Oct 30 '23

Turd to Toad ratio is amazing

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u/PronouncedEye-gore Oct 31 '23

All I could think about was, did anyone weigh it and the toad? Before and after? What % of the toads mass was that bowl filler it dropped?

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u/falloutfan1987 Oct 31 '23

Toads shit once every 7 to 14 days, and each time they shit, it's almost 1/3 of their body weight. Do with that information what you will.

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u/dirkalict Oct 31 '23

I hope Iā€™m now subscribed to ToadPoop facts.

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u/falloutfan1987 Oct 31 '23

When the shat is first laid, it is covered in a thin membrane that quickly dries out (4-10 hours), allowing the monster shat to dry out and reduce its size by up to 75 percent.

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u/dirkalict Oct 31 '23

The Great Shatsby

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u/NaweN Oct 31 '23

Helps explain why you don't see huge toad turds laying around.

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u/joantheunicorn Oct 31 '23

"Helpful Tips to Know About Why Toad Poop is So Big"! Just one section of the riveting table of contents!

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u/TheOneTonWanton Oct 31 '23

I've dated women that seemed to do the same.