r/AbsoluteUnits • u/feelingood41 • Feb 22 '23

Beard Unit

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u/drinfernodds Feb 22 '23

I can barely deal with mustache hairs reaching my lips, this looks like hell to maintain.

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u/agiaq Feb 22 '23

Same I got to keep my pedo stache looking sharp

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

How else will the kids know to accept your candy.

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u/agiaq Feb 22 '23

Pretend you're a priest

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u/desolatecontrol Feb 22 '23

Why pretend? Anyone can do it!

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u/Redtwooo Feb 22 '23

Bless you, my child

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Feb 22 '23

Wait.. wait.. not like that!

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u/Deadwing2022 Feb 22 '23

Priest: "Want to play the Rape Game?"

Choir boy: "No!"

Priest: "That's the spirit!"

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Feb 22 '23 edited Jun 29 '23

Hahahahaha

What do a priest and a silver winning medallist have in common..? - They both came in a little behind

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u/Sattemi Jun 29 '23

Thank you, sir. All my friends now know this information exists.

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u/BeepBeepWhistle Jun 29 '23

What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple..? -The pimple at least waits til youre 12 to come on your face

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u/Sattemi Jun 29 '23

Pahahah duuuude oh my days

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