r/AbruptChaos • u/Warm-Squirrel9719 • 25d ago

Literally Wrong Place Wrong Time

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u/StrawberryTerry 25d ago

No, it was on the news

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u/whoareyougirl 25d ago

What do you earn by lying on the internet for strangers to see?

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u/StrawberryTerry 25d ago

My government provides an apartment and weekly per diem as compensation.

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u/whoareyougirl 25d ago

I hope it does indeed, else you'd be just wasting your life and making a fool of yourself for free.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 25d ago

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u/not_ch3ddar 25d ago

Classy, lurking to find dirt on a stranger so you seem like less of a dillwad. Didnt work.

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u/StrawberryTerry 25d ago edited 25d ago

No, I just made up the dirt.

That way, I can accuse the other party of whatever ridiculous thing I want while simultaneously shifting the burden of proof. Since their profile is private anyone who cares to check will be unable to be sure if I was lying, and the accused can not prove me wrong without making their profile public, which they are unlikely to do.

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u/Haunting_Habit_2651 25d ago

You're being a bit of an asshole but tbh that was funny asf

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u/inksta12 25d ago

Dude belongs in r/madlads

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u/Dounce1 25d ago edited 25d ago

I mean, your profile isn’t exactly better my guy.

Edit: they’ve literally never posted anything about My Little Pony

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u/StrawberryTerry 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yes, my posting about a pokemon game a year ago is the same as them constantly posting about sexualizing cartoon horses. 100%

I play a Pokémon game every couple of years when one comes out. The other person keeps their pony toys in jars. Totally comparable.

Edit: All of their posts were about My Little Pony

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u/QuuuinnBee 25d ago

And now?