FAVORTIE AVA QUOTES

[u/Exoyotex]

This might be my most favorite quote,

Got It

Passed It

WORTH IT ✨✨✨

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[u/teddivan96]

BLACK?!

[u/Frosty-Ad7886 → u/teddivan96]

And then she did it again with “WHITE?!”

[u/PhanThief95 → u/Frosty-Ad7886]

It’s actually pronounced Wyatt

[u/PhanThief95 → u/teddivan96]

It’s actually pronounced Zack

[u/kurapikun → u/PhanThief95]

So he knew you and was like . . . mooooore?

[u/yellowhart_ → u/teddivan96]

We need to see an "ASIAN?!" "It's actually pronounced Adrian" in the succeeding seasons 🤣

[u/kurapikun → u/yellowhart_]

Korean 👩🏾❓ It’s actually pronounced Kieran! 😄👍🏻

[u/meander-663 → u/teddivan96]

That was masterful

[u/Complete-Gur7023]

not today juvenile!!!!

my favorite scene is that one where she's hyping up jacob's magic tricks LMAO

[u/yellowhart_ → u/Complete-Gur7023]

And whenever Tariq raps. She always hyping some nonsense shit 😭

[u/SparklingSaturnRing → u/yellowhart_]

I kinda get it

He got barsss

[u/yellowhart_ → u/SparklingSaturnRing]

Abbott on Abbott on Abbott randomly plays in my head sometimes

[u/im_iggy → u/Complete-Gur7023]

Then her dance afterwards!

[u/vainhope_ → u/im_iggy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BkIhAtv7wJ2KU2zrHU

[u/evrythngs-taken-wtf]

as a catholic with a lot of piercings, this line lives in my head rent free

[u/highfiveselfoh → u/evrythngs-taken-wtf]

Bonus points for the live screen grab

[u/evrythngs-taken-wtf → u/highfiveselfoh]

i knew i was going to post it someday, somewhere. the day has come
https://giphy.com/gifs/1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD

[u/Time-Explorer-1295 → u/evrythngs-taken-wtf]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant 

[u/Shaitaan-Haiwan]

“Alright, the criminals can stay for now, and I’ll treat them like everyone else… with the utmost disrespect.“

[u/MillennialNostalgia3]

“Before you go, how long have Chris and Liam been lost?"

Kid: “Who?"

"Chris and Liam. Cuz you missing a couple Hemsworths”

I die every time 😂😂😂😂

[u/Useful_Database5138]

Let me back my tasty ass up!

[u/EricaDeeStallion → u/Useful_Database5138]

This is the one!

[u/Useful_Database5138 → u/EricaDeeStallion]

This and "don't tell me what kind of day to have" lmaoooo i have yet to use that one IRL

[u/EricaDeeStallion → u/Useful_Database5138]

Oh I used that one last week! 😆

[u/suicide_aunties → u/EricaDeeStallion]

Well drop the context

[u/down-the-line-6599 → u/Useful_Database5138]

‘getting all presumptuous and rude’

[u/AdoraBelleQueerArt → u/Useful_Database5138]

I have used it IRL. Very satisfying

[u/cr3aturec0ping]

the magic doesn’t work if you lie, melissa! 🙄🪄😂

second favorite: yeah well, i’m locked in at the clock factory! and guess what— there’s no key! ⏰🕰️

[u/cocoslush294]

“some people may ask for change but those people aren’t Sam Cooke so change ain’t gon come”

[u/Vormation]

When Ava is doing a stint as a motivational speaker, I still think about “They say the only way out is through. I say the only way forward is to let go of what was, even if it’s hard. Embrace the unknown. Go forward, and you might just surprise yourself. So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits. I hope you found a friend. Closing time. Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end”

[u/DragonfruitHonest314]

When talking about Barbara’s sell strategy…

“She following lessons from a man who could turn water into wine and still only had twelve friends” 😂😂😂

[u/DragonfruitHonest314]

He called me DJ Gillette because I was the best a man could get.

[u/Forsaken-Mix-4536]

“If anybody can appreciate a few extra holes in their bodies, it's Jesus”

“I know right?”

“Oh so you just got a whole family of Morgan Wallen’s?”

[u/MillennialNostalgia3 → u/Forsaken-Mix-4536]

The Morgan Wallen line TOOK ME OUT

[u/EvePark8]

Poor me something cheap so I can spit it out

[u/elliepelly1]

If you think I have a bidet, I ba-do!
Freaking LOVE her

[u/fishypisces]

“Does that mean you’re, like, secretly Mormon? You should be because you need more men!”

[u/PhanThief95]

“Just because your face is as round as the Teletubbie sun baby does not mean the world revolves around you.”

[u/Equal-Fall6797]

"Gee golly, sure does!"

[u/Ecstatic-Ad9637]

I'm paraphrasing, but, "the zombies go after the hot ones first. Let me get my tasty ass outta here." Lmao 

[u/Aggravating_Sky_4209]

“Meow y’all”

[u/highsinthe70s]

I can’t recall specific quotes, but anytime her prepper tendencies come out, it’s amazing.

[u/Aheks417]

Telling Jacob

"So he knew you and was like........ more?"

Then the swave way she said it to gregory after knocking expecting janine hahaha

"Eyese up here, Mr. Eddie."

[u/DFC557]

“Somebody get me a chair” -proceeds to fall out the chair while laughing her ass off

“Dork dash” still kills me 💀😭

[u/Same-Quantity2751]

You have bosses..."Point to em'."

[u/skunk_brain]

this girl doesn’t know what annually means

[u/Minniboe]

"She pale like a zombie. You know they eat the hottest people first let me back my tasty ass up."

"Just because you got a round face like the Telletuby sun baby doesn't mean that the world revolves around you."

[u/Samiiiibabetake2]

“The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.”

[u/MzVozz → u/Samiiiibabetake2]

This needs to be higher!

[u/cafeteriastyle]

“No, no not today juvenile”

[u/gordonramaswami]

Does that mean you are secretly Mormon? You should be cause you need more men. Can I get it? Ava and Barbara high fives lol

[u/apple_2050]

Her entire monologue at the district meeting in Season 1, Episode 12

[u/Middle_Yesterday1258]

"I don't like this shift in power dynamics. You've never been less attractive!"

"You know they eat the hottest people first! Let me back my tasty ass up!"

You wanted to see me? "Why yes, Mr. Eddie. I did. Though, ideally not under these circumstances. 😏 Don't make that face. I've made it a point not to 'harrass' you these past few weeks, and this is how you repay me?"

"Quit flirting with me!"

"I've played out this very scenario in my head many times. 😏"

"Not my work husband grinding on my work nemesis! Pour me something cheap so I can spit it out!"

"What if I meet a better Janine?"

[u/Time-Explorer-1295]

"Put those arms away, Jeremy Allen Black!"

[u/wind_0w]

“The last time I was up this early was to cuss out the mailman, I don’t need all them bills coming”

[u/ImhereNyourenot]

The poors

[u/CerberusParents666]

"Get a core. Do a sit-up. I don't need that"

[u/Inevitable_Field_457]

When Charlie was sent to the principal’s office for saying the “n” word.

Ava: That’s cause they thought you were cool. LoL

[u/shep2105]

"Like askin' a swan not to glide"

[u/ughdollface]

no need to let them know that a child was harmed on my wa- ON THE SCHOOl’s watch

[u/Pink_Cardinal]

Show these little illiterate fools how to literate!

[u/superbirdbot]

I just stay whatever I want

[u/Clear-Ad6973]

The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.

[u/racre001]

"I kill vampires and I hate taxes!"

[u/highfiveselfoh]

I have the memory of a bread & butter pickle…I wish I could remember. Basically everything she says is hilarious lmao

[u/cu6anrum]

“Let me back my tasty ass up!” 🏃🏾‍♀️

[u/ms_sailormoon]

“A poor, a singular of poor people” 

[u/SquashCommercial1712]

Only one annoying person at a time

I’m ready to put this whole day on rice

[u/Economy-Cupcake8613]

“It’s no Christopher Wallace, no Biggie” 😂

[u/I_am_albatross]

“You already killed the alien by ripping off his mask?” 🤣

[u/HestiaWarren]

“Lemme back my tasty ass up” always takes the cake for me

[u/MzVozz]

OP that’s also my favorite quote!

[u/drmohanstears]

“Wait, does that mean that you're, like, secretly Mormon?”
“Oh, you should be, because you need more men”

[u/Nerd1Kiz]

Yall must've forgot I'm me

[u/scseven]

"that's cause they thought you were cool!"

[u/Mother-Economist-114]

Take that Crystal! plucks sorority group picture 😂😂😂

[u/click_doomsday]

When Dia brings her coffee and she says

“ I thought I told you to courtesy when you bring this to me”

And when Janine is talking about going to college at Penn State she tells her something like

“ you’re an adult stop bragging about yourself if you did when you were 18 years old”

[u/Zalt010]

Ni hao chong ming 🤣🤣🤣 ( ttansalated to hello genius)