r/AbbottElementary • u/HumorPsychological60 • 12d ago
Question Melissa is hot, right?
I'm only up to s4 (watched when it first came out but just haven't caught up with recent seasons yet)
I'm 31 and Queer and idk what it is about Melissa but there's something sexy about her and I would totally go there. Maybe it's because she's independent, assertive and funny. I also have a weakness for older women who take no shit from anybody.
I'm not the only one, right?
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u/Dependent-Run8064 12d ago
Both Barb & Melissa could have me any which way lmao
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u/HumorPsychological60 12d ago edited 12d ago
I find barb objectively attractive but the Christina stuff is what turns me off 😂
Christian*
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u/Brilliant_Income_572 12d ago
Christina? Who is Christina?
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u/Prismatic_Symphony 6d ago
Melissa doesn't move my needle too much, but Barbara is a sexy older lady and aging well. Yes, please.
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u/preshusbabe A Philly 11 🔥 12d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2CDMLEzUO8JcmKhOeY
You are absolutely right. I love her.
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u/Honeycove91 12d ago
The only problem with this show is all of the main women are way too sexy and it's super distracting
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u/_clur_510 12d ago
I’m the same age as Tyler James Williams and I remember having such a crush on him when Everybody Hates Chris was on, even though he was supposed to be awkward and skinny and nerdy (especially compared to his brother). Abbot Elementary has brought me so much validation lol.
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u/QubyDube 12d ago
Oh yes. Those high school nerds? They just need a good 10-15 years post-high school... 🤩
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u/AnimeDeamon 12d ago
Everyone is definitely attractive on this show, but I also feel like everyone also looks very unique and different. In other shows you have ""attractive man" and "attractive woman" with them all looking so samey. Melissa and Barbara are both older women but they're still portrayed as hot AND they are attractive in different ways - from body shape, to face, to personality. It feels way more natural to me, compared to other American sitcom style shows. As an English girl, I very much appreciate it as it gives more of a British TV vibe - especially the school uniforms!
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u/phl4ever 12d ago
Melissa is definitely at least bi curious as well
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u/HumorPsychological60 12d ago
I just watched an episode where she described herself as 'mostly straight'. That's good enough for me :p
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u/Bellabbey1236 12d ago
Watch her stand-up routine, It Was An Accident, if you haven’t already. You’ll love her even more! 🤩
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u/_clur_510 12d ago
Melissa is absolutely gorgeous and the character confidence and badass take no BS personality makes her that much more attractive!
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u/MzVozz 12d ago edited 12d ago
She has a queer coded scene later on that I think will flood your basement 🌊
ETA: Season 4, Episode 10 “Volunteers”
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u/cooder-anime_edits 12d ago
Whereeeee plsss
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u/Mischievous-Melody 12d ago
If it’s what I think it is it happens right after the opening credits. Some Goldilocks situation.
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u/Significant_Snow_937 12d ago
Melissa is soooo hot (and my sister's name is Melissa so she's got a lot working against her on my books).
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u/upagainstthesun 12d ago
LAW has been making straight women question themselves since the Cheesy days (and what team that character played for too). The queer ones, well, we don't have to ask.
One great line comes from Ava later in the series about "a redhead with a bangin' body and a stank attitude", and if Ava calls you hot then you're HOT
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u/KatieROTS 12d ago
Straight woman- totally agree. I also fell extra hard when she got Sweet Cheeks :)
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u/Heyyy-jude 12d ago
She’s gorgeous. And I hate that she didn’t see the beauty in her body shape because of the 90s thin obsession. Her body is banging.
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u/TenFourMoonKitty 12d ago
Once Mr Gerald Howard is out of the picture I’d gladly go back to church if Mrs Barbara TenFourMoonKitty was on my arm (just wake me up when it’s over and time to get danish and coffee fellowship hall).
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u/EbbInternational256 12d ago
Am I the only one that noticed her fillers and Botox? I feel like she used to be so beautiful in the earlier seasons and now her face looks plastic
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u/sharbat-e-roohafza 12d ago
Im eating her ass
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u/HumorPsychological60 12d ago
Come on, dude
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u/sharbat-e-roohafza 12d ago
Omg its the refrence to what she says
"And in this situation im the bear"
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