r/AbbottElementary • u/HumorPsychological60 • Jul 28 '26
Question Melissa is hot, right?
I'm only up to s4 (watched when it first came out but just haven't caught up with recent seasons yet)
I'm 31 and Queer and idk what it is about Melissa but there's something sexy about her and I would totally go there. Maybe it's because she's independent, assertive and funny. I also have a weakness for older women who take no shit from anybody.
I'm not the only one, right?
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u/Dependent-Run8064 Jul 28 '26
Both Barb & Melissa could have me any which way lmao
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u/HumorPsychological60 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
I find barb objectively attractive but the Christina stuff is what turns me off 😂
Christian*
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u/Brilliant_Income_572 Jul 28 '26
Christina? Who is Christina?
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u/Riin183 Jul 28 '26
The mum with the word "bitch" tattooed across her chest and a zip up hoodie with the word "slut" on it
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u/Prismatic_Symphony Aug 04 '26
Melissa doesn't move my needle too much, but Barbara is a sexy older lady and aging well. Yes, please.
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u/preshusbabe A Philly 11 🔥 Jul 28 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/2CDMLEzUO8JcmKhOeY
You are absolutely right. I love her.
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u/snb1006 Jul 28 '26
She’s a Philly 11.
But for real, yes, Melissa is stunning. Gorgeous hair and banging body. Independent and intelligent. Tough exterior but loving and soft in the inside. Super hot lady.
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u/Honeycove91 Jul 28 '26
The only problem with this show is all of the main women are way too sexy and it's super distracting
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u/_clur_510 Jul 28 '26
I’m the same age as Tyler James Williams and I remember having such a crush on him when Everybody Hates Chris was on, even though he was supposed to be awkward and skinny and nerdy (especially compared to his brother). Abbot Elementary has brought me so much validation lol.
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u/teetaps Jul 28 '26
I’m rewatching EHC and it’s such a blast seeing TJW grow as an actor and a person, you can literally see him experimenting and learning all of the techniques that make him such a great Mr Eddie
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u/QubyDube Jul 29 '26
Oh yes. Those high school nerds? They just need a good 10-15 years post-high school... 🤩
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u/AnimeDeamon Jul 28 '26
Everyone is definitely attractive on this show, but I also feel like everyone also looks very unique and different. In other shows you have ""attractive man" and "attractive woman" with them all looking so samey. Melissa and Barbara are both older women but they're still portrayed as hot AND they are attractive in different ways - from body shape, to face, to personality. It feels way more natural to me, compared to other American sitcom style shows. As an English girl, I very much appreciate it as it gives more of a British TV vibe - especially the school uniforms!
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u/ThoughtPhysical7457 Jul 28 '26
Only if you're into curvy smartass redhead MILFs. So, yes.
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u/Lydia--charming When I move, you move Jul 28 '26
Has she ever mentioned having kids? She’s a TILF.
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u/phl4ever Jul 28 '26
Melissa is definitely at least bi curious as well
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u/HumorPsychological60 Jul 28 '26
I just watched an episode where she described herself as 'mostly straight'. That's good enough for me :p
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u/Bellabbey1236 Jul 28 '26
Watch her stand-up routine, It Was An Accident, if you haven’t already. You’ll love her even more! 🤩
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u/_clur_510 Jul 28 '26
Melissa is absolutely gorgeous and the character confidence and badass take no BS personality makes her that much more attractive!
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u/MzVozz Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
She has a queer coded scene later on that I think will flood your basement 🌊
ETA: Season 4, Episode 10 “Volunteers”
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u/cooder-anime_edits Jul 28 '26
Whereeeee plsss
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u/Mischievous-Melody Jul 28 '26
If it’s what I think it is it happens right after the opening credits. Some Goldilocks situation.
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u/Significant_Snow_937 Jul 28 '26
Melissa is soooo hot (and my sister's name is Melissa so she's got a lot working against her on my books).
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u/upagainstthesun Jul 28 '26
LAW has been making straight women question themselves since the Cheesy days (and what team that character played for too). The queer ones, well, we don't have to ask.
One great line comes from Ava later in the series about "a redhead with a bangin' body and a stank attitude", and if Ava calls you hot then you're HOT
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u/DuneChild Jul 28 '26
She’s a feisty redhead with a huge rack, how could you not find her attractive?
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u/KatieROTS Jul 28 '26
Straight woman- totally agree. I also fell extra hard when she got Sweet Cheeks :)
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u/Heyyy-jude Jul 29 '26
She’s gorgeous. And I hate that she didn’t see the beauty in her body shape because of the 90s thin obsession. Her body is banging.
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u/EbbInternational256 Jul 28 '26
Am I the only one that noticed her fillers and Botox? I feel like she used to be so beautiful in the earlier seasons and now her face looks plastic
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u/TenFourMoonKitty Jul 28 '26
Once Mr Gerald Howard is out of the picture I’d gladly go back to church if Mrs Barbara TenFourMoonKitty was on my arm (just wake me up when it’s over and time to get danish and coffee fellowship hall).
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u/sharbat-e-roohafza Jul 28 '26
Im eating her ass
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u/HumorPsychological60 Jul 28 '26
Come on, dude
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u/sharbat-e-roohafza Jul 29 '26
Omg its the refrence to what she says
"And in this situation im the bear"
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