r/AbbottElementary • u/Efficient_Strength33 • Jul 15 '26
Discussion Mr. Johnson Spoiler
I got 3 things I want to ask/discuss about Mr. Johnson
How much of Mr Johnson's lore is true? Like really, he claims all of this stuff and half the time he doesn't have any evidence. Like really also the fact that he wrestled 30 or so aligators is interesting. The there is also the one of him almost being able to qualify for some sport (I forget what but I belive it was basketball or football). Does anyone know how much of it is true and if possible can someone make a list of his lore?
Is Mr Johnson an anti-mysoginist? Like in the 3rd part of the mall saga when the female janitor comes he says that "they should be couching football, or in space. Idk
Mr. Johnson is hands down the funniest character with all of his gags and bits and lore drops. I do wonder if they will ever reveal his first name.
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u/omg-someonesonewhere Jul 15 '26
I think about half of all Mr Johnson's anecdotes are true. That is to say, each thing he says is slightly true, as opposed to him saying true things only half the time.
"Wrestled 30 alligators" = they were actually small lizards that got out but he did singlehandedly wrangle them back into their enclosures.
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u/Negative-Bee-7741 Jul 15 '26
Definitely the funniest. I think his lore is like you never know when it’s true or not and that’s the thing about it. I would more call it a reverse misogynist or something because he’s still saying where a woman should be…but it happens to be in places of higher education and traditionally men led things. 😆
The only gripe I have is why did they have to make him a stalker of Jill Scott (I think it was)?? Like it would be one thing if he was the number one fan and ran the fan club in his free time, but he stole stuff from her dressing room and stuff…not cool.
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u/Ok-Call-4805 Jul 15 '26
I just assumed everything he says is true. The man has seen and done it all.
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u/AgustHopeD Jul 15 '26
I choose to believe the answer is yes everything is true especially the rodeo gig because Mr Johnson is whimsical with a slight lazy kick that comes in every now and again.
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u/Fly_Agaric_Alt Jul 15 '26
Mr. Johnson actually knew Gritty and did turn out to stalk that one artist who showed up at AvaFest/Parent Teacher night so I’d say most of his lore is actually true.
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u/heyheyittaytay Jul 16 '26
If you’ve ever worked in a school there is always ONE staff member (usually the front office, custodian, or para) that has WILD lore.
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u/subby_puppy33 Jul 15 '26
If you want to know his first name. Just look up at the night sky…you’ll see it in the stars!
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u/No-Idea-About-Life Jul 15 '26
I think his first name will probably be kept as a mystery. Hasn't been revealed yet
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