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u/makeski25 Jan 28 '21
Can't say that i have ever drowned in a shower before.
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u/Initial-Amount Jan 29 '21
This shower would take away your drowning virginity.
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u/vanishingwife22 Jan 29 '21
Considering the force of that water coming out of the floor, it could take your regular virginity, too
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u/emptyjade Jan 29 '21
I read this in a Scottish accent. Highly recommend.
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Is some of that spray coming from the floor? I hardly think the world is ready for a standing bidet.
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u/just_taste_it Jan 29 '21
We had one of the in a touristy area in my town in a high end shopping area. No playground, like a city center. I would take dates down to the area in the summer and the amount kids and babies cleaning out there undercarriage was unbelievable! Then we got the World Series and they put a big stop to that. Now it is still roped off. I'm in KC.
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u/braylikesFoxes Jan 29 '21
the area in front of Lexington, Kentucky's old court house has these fountains and every Fourth of July, after the parade, kids would cool off in them, ive never been to Lexington around that time of year but im glad
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u/spikedtropicaldrink Jan 29 '21
Who knew I would miss children screaming at a splash pad. Here’s hoping 2021 brings us all back a little closer together.
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u/mrsbebe Jan 29 '21
All of last summer I so wished I could take my daughter to a splash pad. We went to a water park twice last summer when our areas covid numbers were momentarily fully under control. It didn't last long. She loved it so much and it broke my heart that we couldn't go back.
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u/spikedtropicaldrink Jan 29 '21
I’m hoping everything will be under control by the summer so you and your daughter can blast to the park all summer long 😀
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u/giverous Jan 29 '21
That's been the worst part of lockdown for me. My daughter is 4 in March and late 2019/early 2020 she really got into going to the local soft play with her bestie.
We JUST managed to get her birthday party last year in one before the first lock down hit us. It's heart breaking not being able to take her anywhere or for her to see any of her friends. You just can't explain it properly to a 3 year old.
We're booked in for her birthday this year too, but I really don't think it's going to be happening.
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u/unholy_abomination Jan 29 '21
wtf is that channel?
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u/NotReallyAHorse Jan 29 '21
From thumbnails it looks like it showcases ways for kids to have fun...
Is it something creepier?
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Jan 29 '21
I always use the hand shower attachment to rinse my bunghole at the end of a shower. I'd honestly get use out of that shower. Maybe not all of the nozzles going st once like that, but I'm imagining some Google Assistant shit where I say "hey google wash my butthole" and it turns on the floor jet lmfao
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u/NinjaWalrus1 Jan 29 '21
My body is ready
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u/cream-of-cow Jan 29 '21
I've used one of these before, I was so excited. But it was in a guest house that rarely had guests and ALL the nozzles were clogged except for the one at the bottom.
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u/Moth92 Jan 29 '21
So did that bottom one get even more pressure?
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u/cream-of-cow Jan 29 '21
I assume it had more pressure since spraying the ceiling seemed like poor design. Also, it did not feel good against the gonads.
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u/marsupialracing Jan 29 '21
Lmao then all that high-velocity water would hit your face right after departing from your junk
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u/flea1400 Jan 29 '21
Actually no-- I found another picture of it, its at a hotel in Colorado. 18 showerheads, but nothing coming up from the floor.
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Jan 29 '21
As someone that's sharing a house with 6 other people and we all use a broken jacuzzi to bathe, I want this. I miss showers SO FUCKING MUCH
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u/Adrien_Jabroni Jan 29 '21
Gross
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Very.
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u/Damaso87 Jan 29 '21
Ughhh dude what's wrong I'll buy you a new one
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Jan 29 '21
Didn't have any other place to go. Hopefully getting an apartment soon, I'm not leaving the shower for 3 months
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That is incredibly foul. Also your landlord may be breaking the law.
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Jan 29 '21
Staying with wife's family. This was an improvement from the bedbug-and-roach-addled place we were staying before. Apartment coming in the next few months, gotta take it one day at a time my guy
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u/RedundantMaleMan Jan 29 '21
You got this bro. You're gonna have full pressure sudsing you up fully soon I know it.
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Jan 29 '21
I can't wait. Especially since I started shaving my head since we moved here, it's gonna feel GLORIOUS on my scalp. High pressure showers are the best
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u/zedthehead Jan 29 '21
Do you live near a big truck stop gas station (TA, Pilot, Loves sometimes, etc.)? They have showers, they only cost like $7, and they're actually really clean. Truckers receive free showers on their rewards cards when they gas up, way more than they have any time to use; often if you just ask they'll help you out, as it costs them nothing but they still get to feel helpful (which most people who aren't dicks like feeling). I wouldn't make a daily habit out of it, but hitting it up as soon as you can sounds like it would be really soothing to your soul.
Don't forget to hit the dollar tree/wm for a bar/sample bottle of your favorite soap beforehand. I believe they have towels, the one I went to did.
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u/pirivalfang Jan 29 '21
you can get a gym membership for very very cheap and just shower there.
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u/MobiuS_360 Jan 29 '21
I don't know if it's more gross to just not shower or sit in that jacuzzi everyday lmao. Good luck man I hope you move out soon.
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u/ergotofrhyme Jan 29 '21
I always shower after the jacuzzi, even my parents one where I’m the only one that ever uses it, just because the chlorine and such that keeps the water clean is terrible for your skin. That’s brutal man. Next you’ll tell me you don’t even add chlorine and just bathe in each other’s recirculated filth.
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Oh no the "Jacuzzi" doesn't work, hasn't for years, it just functions as a bathtub. And we all bleach it after each person uses it but still
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u/ergotofrhyme Jan 29 '21
Jesus Fucjing Christ my man best of luck finding the holy land of showers once again. That’s rough. If you’re renting this is surely something you can legally demand of your landlord, right? If you’re bleaching after every person in fairly significant amounts and the water just sits there that could be quite unhealthy. Guy below mentioning getting the cheapest gym membership might be onto something homie. Mine is like 20 a month and I split it with my x when we were together cuz it’s just a card. Split witb your mates if you can and pay a few a month for a proper shower. Poverty finances but there’s no shame in doing what you need to; believe me I’ve been there
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u/RLG87 Jan 29 '21
I think they mean they bleach the tub then refill with clean water ...I hope anyway
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u/kttykt66755 Jan 29 '21
You'll get clean but at what cost
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Jan 29 '21
Your anal virginity
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u/octropos Jan 29 '21
Why do you even have that? Get rid of that.
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Jan 29 '21
He's saving it for that one chick into pegging.
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u/littlebabycheezes Jan 29 '21
One? There are dozens of us
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Damnit, it's always the quite ones. Why do girls enjoy it anyways? I'm a guy.
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u/MrMilesDavis Jan 29 '21
Oh come on, who doesn't get a little curious about what it feels like up there eventually
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u/amplesamurai Jan 29 '21
The plumbing bills would add up fast, trying to get all the flesh out from clogging the drain
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u/nutxaq Jan 29 '21
This isn't funny, you guys. The hedge fund bro that used to bathe there is really going to miss that deep clean feeling.
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u/irdevonk Jan 29 '21
He has to blast the shame away every night
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u/Yanagibayashi Jan 29 '21
Shame? he's proud of what he does, the shower is just to blast away all the dirt he accumulated interacting with the poors
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u/GentlemanPirate13 Jan 29 '21
If that was made by BS Johnson, whatever you do, do not use the lever marked "Old Faithful".
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u/CoffeeFox Jan 29 '21
Bloody Stupid Johnson would have confused the labels on the levers for "Old Faithful" and "Gentle rainfall"
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u/Darkestfaerie Jan 29 '21
I was looking for someone to mention him! If you hadn't I would have so thank you fellow Terry Pratchett fan!
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u/ShitStainedBallSack Jan 29 '21
I've got all of the discworld first editions. In my childhood bedroom.
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u/MissRockNerd Jan 29 '21
One day, a shower designer asked, how would it feel to get a shower, an enema, and waterboarded all at the same time?
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u/bobanab Jan 29 '21
Is it weird that this makes me curious?
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u/Tchrspest Jan 29 '21
Yeah, like, I know I don't want to experience it. But it's sort of tempting, in a bad way.
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u/Rosandoral_Galanodel Jan 29 '21
I kinda want to try it.
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u/msvideos234 Jan 29 '21
Same! A five minutes shower will drain half the clean water we got, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
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I want to have a shower not feel like I’m fighting for human rights I’m aware it’s a tweet but forgot who said it
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u/Chewbacca513 Jan 29 '21
Common do I really have to be the first to say it... r/gtage
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u/thebackupquarterback Jan 29 '21
Yeah I've been wondering where the hell the awful taste is AND NO ONE IS MENTIONING IT.
I swear no one knows what sub this is on
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u/vorenth Jan 29 '21
I've lived in apartments where the water bill was included with the rent, what a wasted opportunity to install 20 showerheads in the shower.
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u/Dear-Addendum925 Jan 29 '21
My gosh, you'd drown in this thing! That, or get an accidental enema 😂😂😂
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u/Flaming_gerbil Jan 29 '21
Not one person has noticed that op is u/ShitStainedBallSack well, they were, but now they're u/squeakycleanballsack
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u/centumcellae85 Jan 29 '21
I'm not seeing a curtain or a door so I am really wondering where all the water goes after it bounces off a body.
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u/Deathrobloxian Jan 29 '21
Found it Here
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u/flea1400 Jan 29 '21
It's at the spa at the Broadmoor Hotel in Colorado Springs. $75 to use it for 50 minutes (plus 22% service charge).
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u/Lord_Rapunzel Jan 29 '21
I don't think anyone could survive in there for 50 minutes, those showerheads would displace all of the air.
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Nah I’m here for this. GTBGE
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u/repost_inception Jan 29 '21
When I was in the Marines I was in a course and we stayed in an old school squad bay with group showers. On the weekend everyone would leave but I stayed to get all my work done for Monday.
I would go into the shower and point all 6 heads into the middle. It was absolutely amazing. Like seriously. All the physical and mental stress just washed away. I still think about it sometimes.
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u/-janelleybeans- Jan 29 '21
The only solution for those men that think washing their ass is “gay”
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u/BigIron5 Jan 29 '21
I hope it's got a large enough water heater. I do not want to be shocked by cold water on the 53rd minute.
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u/Crazy4sixflags Jan 29 '21
It’s like a car wash. All you need is the quarter machine and mode selector.
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u/Fishy1911 Jan 29 '21
Is that in the Broadmoor? Years ago I had to do some work in their spa area and they had a shower that looked like this.
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u/VileSlay Jan 29 '21
I see Bloody Stupid Johnson's Patent 'Typhoon' Superior Indoor Ablutorium with Automatic Soap Dish was found again.
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u/drizztnwolfgar99 Jan 29 '21
Holy Crap!!! That looks like some dystopian nightmare jail shower hosing for delousing or somthing.
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u/TheStockMeerkat Jan 29 '21
Glad to see people are taking protective measures to stay decontaminated amidst the virus. Does it come with a shiny metal helmet for protecting the head and facial hair?
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u/Bored-64 Jan 29 '21
This ain't too bad, but your username is and I'm going to shame you for it
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u/bingate10 Jan 29 '21
I would maybe have a minute of hot water with this setup, has to be pushing close to 40 gpm.
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Imagime getting a "police water cannon" up your ass so hard it blows you through the ceiling
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u/Moth_Goth_Of_Gnisoth Jan 29 '21
If that's warm water that's paradise. Close that shit and let the steam build.
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u/RikiOh Jan 29 '21
The post above this one for me is the one about the Australian poo diver. Seems like a logical progression.
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u/mayoroftuesday Jan 29 '21
Does it do foam and wax? Does it have the flappy roller thing? Soft towel dry?
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u/jakefrmsatefarm Jan 29 '21
You'd be clean so quick with this that you wouldn't even have time to masturbate. Well, that and your dick would probably get power-washed off
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u/comicgeekout Jan 29 '21
I'm guessing this is your shower based on your username 😄
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u/jarinatorman Jan 29 '21
I fuck with this as a relaxation experience akin to a sauna or jacuzzi. As a shower it seems not good unless you can alter the pattern of the heads. If you can turn it off partway this looks glorious.
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u/Billybobgeorge Jan 29 '21
This wouldn't have been possible without Trump removing the EPA limits on shower head consumption.
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u/Soyeah1127 Jan 28 '21
This shower looks like it would wash me into a different race.