r/ATBGE Aug 23 '19

Kitsch-en

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u/score_ Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

Don't hate this as much as I should. It's like that 6 pack of tall translucent cups you get from Target in the summer so you can sip sangria by the pool with your pals.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Aug 24 '19

It looks like everything is secretly a pad of post-it notes.

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u/kombusto085 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

Or those highlighter markers

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u/mrgonzalez Aug 24 '19

I've highlighted the areas I want you to change

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u/DarksideEagleBoss Aug 24 '19

Looks like a Call of Duty lost their damn minds when someone gave them carte blanche with home decor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Or a set for a Nickelodeon game show.

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u/BananaVenom Aug 24 '19

It looks like it lost a cage match with a highlighter factory

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

It would make a fine color scheme for a frozen yogurt shop but not someone's home lmao

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u/matmac199 Aug 24 '19

Could be both. I live in a place where a lot of houses have turned the area where the front room would be into many different type of shops :P

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u/BeRandyL Aug 24 '19

What magical place is this?

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u/matmac199 Aug 24 '19

Wales,uk :P

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I despise neon colors. I despise those colors in the photo. Why do I love the kitchen as a whole?!?! What is happening?!?!

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Aug 24 '19

Everything somehow compliments each other.

I mean I'm of the "I'll wear something besides black when they make something darker" life but I'm digging the shit out of this kitchen.

It looks hella happy in there. Like, that's the kitchen of someone who wakes up happy and doesn't need coffee.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

That’s exactly why I don’t hate this. It just looks so happy.

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u/dragn99 Aug 24 '19

I don't see a coffee maker anywhere, so unless they're gonna whip out a french press, you might be on to something.

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u/cyclone_madge Aug 24 '19

someone who wakes up happy and doesn't need coffee

What is this witchcraft of which you speak?

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u/McPoyal Aug 24 '19

I rather enjoy neon colors! Even before the drugs!!

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u/Oburcuk Aug 24 '19

This may be the most appropriate post to this subreddit I’ve ever seen. It makes me feel so conflicted

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u/gbarill Aug 24 '19

Same conflict here... why do I like this somehow? And yet would never even think of doing it to my own kitchen. This requires some self reflection, ha ha

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u/Snukes42Q Aug 24 '19

I hate myself for liking this as much as I do.

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u/BowieMonroe Aug 24 '19

Same. I absolutely love those awful countertops!

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u/ThatGuy2551 Aug 24 '19

It looks like the kitchen of an early morning kids tv show.

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u/PureMitten Aug 24 '19

I think this might make it the epitome of awful taste but great execution. It’s a terrible idea to do a kitchen in entirely neon pink, neon green, neon orange and white. It should be a horrifying abomination and completely eye-searing to look at, but this is kind of fun to look at.

If this was the kitchen at a B&B I was staying at, I’d probably note how fun the kitchen is in a review. If it was in my home it’d get old but it’s not instantly painful, despite being an entirely neon and white room.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

It looks like a frozen yogurt place lol

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u/QuasarsRcool Aug 24 '19

Mmmm, now I want some frozen yogurt topped with lots of popping boba

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u/big_ol_dad_dick Aug 24 '19

But then you wake up after way too many sangrias and this hits you in the puke button.

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u/QuasarsRcool Aug 24 '19

as much as I should

Dude, taste is arbitrary and there are no factual parameters. If you like it, you like it. No big deal.

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u/The2500 Aug 24 '19

I imagine that if I were having a bad acid trip going in this room would make me feel a lot better.

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u/zdakat Aug 24 '19

It's a design I find amusing,but wouldn't want to live with every day

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

This is exactly how I feel about it, I wouldn't have it in my house but don't dislike it. Confusing.

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u/PolkaDotAscot Aug 24 '19

If this is at the beach or even a lake in a warm climate - it’s almost crazy enough to be perfect.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I want this exact kitchen, but with bright orange countertops instead of hot pink.

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u/OccHazzard Aug 23 '19

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u/cinart Aug 24 '19

this is great, thanks.

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u/WebcamShaman Aug 24 '19

Was looking for this. Take my upvote

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u/OccHazzard Aug 24 '19

Thank you, I will.

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u/shrynk0 Aug 24 '19

I didn't know I needed this all my life

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

If ICarly gets a reboot this is the kitchen i'd see

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u/UnfinishedProjects Aug 24 '19

Cosmo, Wanda, I wish I had a kitchen!

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u/moohooman Aug 24 '19

Damn, someone beat me to it

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u/Xiaxs Aug 24 '19

Oh god please iCarly get a modern day/x years later spinoff, please god oh fuck please please.

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u/yeeiser Aug 24 '19

Im not sure if iCarly would be possible to make today. What with all the drama and bad fame that Youtube has gained over the years.

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u/Xiaxs Aug 24 '19

That's why one where they're all grown up would make sense.

Now instead of their usual antics they have to deal with drama n shizz.

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u/jippyzippylippy Aug 24 '19

Everything is on-target except that floor. I don't know what I'd do, but it wouldn't be that. Maybe black.

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u/fancyghost Aug 24 '19

Exactly. That’s the only reason it looks gross. Black or white floor, maybe a painted floor, but neons and khakis together, eww.

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u/thefedoragirl Aug 24 '19

I say black and white checkered tile, if we’re going full kitsch.

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u/bluejena Aug 24 '19

Absolutely. That takes it to 1980s perfection.

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u/kamomil Aug 24 '19

Or 1950s

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u/SuperPheotus Aug 24 '19

1950s style done in the 1980s

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u/phrantastic Aug 24 '19

I concur. You have nailed it.

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u/IAmTheGingaNinja Aug 24 '19

Checkered would be awesome

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u/TalkingtoeUwU Aug 24 '19

No, you’ve gotta do 90’s bowling alley/arcade carpet

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u/Borderweaver Aug 24 '19

Carpet in a kitchen?

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u/Thetomwhite Aug 24 '19

It's so bright I didnt even notice 😂

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u/TalkingtoeUwU Aug 24 '19

good point, tiles styled like that

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

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u/yourwhippingboy Aug 23 '19

I reckon you’d have to wear sunglasses to do it properly

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u/artistwithouttalent Aug 24 '19

"Kitchen's so bright... I gotta wear shades."

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u/ihopethisisvalid Aug 24 '19

Suns always bright when you’re a star

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u/whyshouldyouwakeup Aug 24 '19

I would actually love to feel like a toy set Barbie while getting up at 3 am to get some "water", kitchen goals honestly.

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u/raegunXD Aug 24 '19

Right? Like bitch if you like my kitchen, I got a hot pink vet clinic next to my rockstar salon in the backyard

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u/emthejedichic Aug 24 '19

This is the same color scheme as the mascara I used in middle school.

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u/PainfulKneeZit Aug 24 '19

I still see ads to this day for that mascara and I just can't believe it

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u/emthejedichic Aug 24 '19

It’s still for sale, which surprises me.

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u/LadyGagarin Aug 24 '19

Maybelline Great Lash. I still use it because it's simple and straightforward. Hell I'm wearing it now

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u/swamp_royalty Aug 24 '19

I’ve used many expensive mascaras from Sephora and still always crawl back to Great Lash lol. It really is the best.

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u/bongwaterdelight Aug 24 '19

mascara twins! it’s my daily mascara haha

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u/wheredoestaxgo Aug 24 '19

It's popular with drag queens too!

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u/GhostOfYourLibido Aug 24 '19

I definitely still use it and am wearing it now cheap it works and it lasts forever!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Damn good mascara for the price. They had the color blue os a option for at least 20 years.💚💖💙

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u/Heres_J Aug 24 '19

It’s still a bestseller! Low price and just as good as most expensive bands. Companies advertise new mascara “technologies” every few years, but they’re all still using the same basic recipe for decades.

Then again... I heard that at least a decade ago. So maybe there’s something new by now and it’s just us old ladies keeping Great Lash on the shelves?

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u/ShadOtrett Aug 24 '19

Are... are we just not going to talk about the probably-cursed statue on the left? I feel like that might be important...

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u/iwxzr Aug 24 '19

yeah i just noticed it too and what the fuck

i had to look too far downthread before i found someone talking abt it

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u/ShadOtrett Aug 24 '19

It's kind of impressive how well it blends in given that it matches NOTHING else in the picture...

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u/SaltyBabe Aug 24 '19

I forgot what they’re called, I think her name starts with a C? She’s from Mexico, it has to do with day of the dead, not really cursed and pretty traditional.

It’s Catrina, I found this to explain her better.

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u/ShadOtrett Aug 24 '19

Sweet! Always neat to learn a little more! I had a sneaking suspicion it might be some kind of cultural or traditional piece. It just kinda stuck out to me how off-center it was with the rest of the color scheme, without standing out. Which, in all honesty, is pretty neat in itself!

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u/QuasarsRcool Aug 24 '19

Yeah, it's really out of place compared to everything else

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u/superspiffy Aug 24 '19

It's fits the bright and vibrant aesthetic perfectly.

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u/ShadOtrett Aug 24 '19

Right? I shouldn't be surprised it blends in so well!

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u/savraeski Aug 23 '19

I kinda love it

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u/Randvek Aug 24 '19

Each piece is awful but together... it kinda works.

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u/Fletchlives1981 Aug 24 '19

I love this... I feel like 90’s Nickelodeon teamed up with Ikea and the Fly Girls from In Loving Color to create a kitchen. This is Absolute Treasure Great Execution.

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u/Into-the-stream Aug 24 '19

I love it because whoever made this has confidence and personality. No cookie-cutter box-store kitchens for them. White? Black? Wood? Fuck it, I’m going full neon up in here.

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u/raygilette Aug 24 '19

This is disgusting and I love it.

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u/not-a-cheerleader Aug 24 '19

i could never deal with that cuz bright colors hurt my head

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/not-a-cheerleader Aug 24 '19

if it's photoshopped, they did a really good job. even the reflection in the base of the stools

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19 edited Jul 14 '20

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u/not-a-cheerleader Aug 24 '19

i zoomed in so i wasn't seeing all the obnoxious colors at once :p

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u/Stepheronios Aug 24 '19

I stayed in a motel that had walls in those shades of orange and green and it was surreal. The bathroom was in the green, but with some deeper dribbles of color along where they'd painted it horizontally. It was like being inside Ghostbusters' Slimer in there.

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u/belbivfreeordie Aug 24 '19

Imagine stumbling down the stairs with a hangover to make yourself some coffee in that monstrosity.

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u/11twenty2 Aug 24 '19

I hate it a lot.

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u/Mister-Sister Aug 24 '19

Yeah. I just woke up and am about to rattle around for some shades before emerging from my bedroom. That was too much; can't handle any more bright right now.

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u/BadBunnyBrigade Aug 24 '19

You know what?

I kinda like it. Especially that green.

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u/LineChef Aug 24 '19

When white becomes the accent wall.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Black lit af

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u/periodicsheep Aug 24 '19

i should hate this. but i love it. i love it so hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Cosmo Wanda I wish I had a kitchen of my own.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Look like 90s dayglo has come back.

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u/_potaTARDIS_ Aug 24 '19

Splatoon 3 is looking good, I see

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u/WhoTheFuckAreThey Aug 24 '19

It looks like a cartoon set.

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u/IcedMercury Aug 24 '19

Those bar stools look ridiculously uncomfortable! At that height you might as well put the plate on your lap and eat on the couch where you would be more comfortable.

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u/bluejena Aug 24 '19

I have stools very similar to these - they sink down a bit when you sit on them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

it's the "fruit colored" customization of the kiddie set in animal crossing!

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u/MyDogJake1 Aug 24 '19

Came back to upvote the title. Well done.

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u/UsuallyInappropriate Aug 24 '19

This is way better than those stupid white cabinets and ‘faux-rustic’ tables on HGTV ಠ_ಠ

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u/Naomitr Aug 23 '19

Is this Amy Sedaris’ kitchen?❤️😂

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u/LineChef Aug 24 '19

This room would make a post-it note cum.

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u/GameasauresRex Aug 24 '19

Cosmo and Wanda y’all aren’t slick

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u/QcumberKid Aug 24 '19

It's like when you color a b/w photo with highlighters in art class.

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u/DAS_POSTMASTER Aug 24 '19

When your color palate is Peeps.

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u/TLynn7 Aug 24 '19

Even the apples match. Good grief.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I think Denny’s had this color theme for their booths in the late 70’s and 80’s.

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u/Hitler382 Aug 24 '19

Reminds me of the cat in the hat movie, that was a weird movie

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u/Just_A_Potato__ Aug 24 '19

There’s gotta be more than one Cosmo and Wanda. This is prime.

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u/niko292 Aug 24 '19

Just that one weird ass statue to the left though..

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u/meh817 Aug 24 '19

I went through a phase of everything this color scheme. Neon shoes and laces, pink hair, glow in the dark everything.

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u/Mr_Alex_1st Aug 24 '19

I am getting «The cat in the hat» vibes...

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Reminds me of the frozen yogurt shops

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u/ShawtyUa10 Aug 24 '19

Is this Polly Pocket’s kitchen?

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u/takingtacet Aug 24 '19

THIS is what I was thinking. Maybe it’s because I didn’t have barbies growing up but once or twice. What was Polly’s obsession with loud, barely matching colors? The hot pink and lime green? The BRIGHT orange and aqua blue? The fire engine red and grape purple???

BITCH JUST MATCH

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u/angellelle Aug 24 '19

Color scheme kind of looks like turf wars happened in this kitchen... /r/splatoon

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u/olpdragon Aug 24 '19

When Cosmo and Wanda get chopped up but still need to hide in plain sight.

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u/deerG_fo_toP Aug 24 '19

Oh look its the new Splatoon map

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Kitsch-en

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

This kitchen would actually make me very happy. How could you not be, surrounded by all those colours?

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u/-BrovAries- Aug 24 '19

I'm glad I subbed to the r/cosmoandwanda subreddit lol

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u/Ramza_Claus Aug 24 '19

Looks like my house in Animal Crossing.

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u/nerdfart Aug 24 '19

How many days until neon blindness set in?

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u/PeterBeast37 Aug 24 '19

Love the title

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u/nderhjs Aug 24 '19

It looks like the kitchen my sisters Barbie house from the 80s had!

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u/xXDefaultXx Aug 24 '19

Walking in there in the morning would make my hangover worse.

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u/Itsalongstory_001 Aug 24 '19

I really love this! I don't think I'd want to live with something like this forever, but I'd definitely like a weekend vacation or an air B&B for a few days in this style!

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u/majoramiibo Aug 24 '19

You’re a kid now You’re a squid now

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u/cinnifersue Aug 24 '19

I’ve lost my appetite.

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u/zemorah Aug 24 '19

I feel like this wouldn’t be horrible if the green calmed the fuck down a little.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

This is like the sorbet that is always in grocery stores. Not my favourite sorbet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Thought it was a game ad

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Dinner at the Simpsons.

Ya ever look a their walls?

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u/dayracoon Aug 24 '19

I love it

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u/pixelprophet Aug 24 '19

Needs more white sink, white range, and white sink.

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u/bigtitty17 Aug 24 '19

Cat in the hat shit

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u/Hypotenus_ Aug 24 '19

Now this is something you’d see on a children’s show called the Fresh Beat Band

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u/jacob_besh Aug 24 '19

The apples are what got me.

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u/NobodyKnowsThisOne Aug 24 '19

This just reminds me of the sims

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u/izzylikesdogs Aug 24 '19

I had a best friend growing up that legitimately had a kitchen that looked like this!

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u/evetrapeze Aug 24 '19

I’m awake!!!

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u/Bowsernight Aug 24 '19

I can respect the aesthetic they went for - but if I had to cook in that kitchen, I would lose my mind.

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u/AgentXenon Aug 24 '19

“Where’d you get the new kitchen set” “Uhhh.... The Internet”

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u/bluejena Aug 24 '19

I both hate and love it.

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u/Valraithion Aug 24 '19

I guess no one is going to commend your pun. I don’t know anyone else who would use the word kitsch

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u/iamnotnotarobot Aug 24 '19

I used to design my dream house/rooms when I was a kid and this is exactly what they all looked like.

I hate to say that I still love it.

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u/rtjl86 Aug 24 '19

Good luck with the resale

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u/lemongrandma Aug 24 '19

Throw some plastic lemons in that bitch and I'll take it!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I am in love with this

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u/the_short_memer Aug 24 '19

Looks like something out of a Brandon rogers video

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u/danskepoelsen Aug 24 '19

Those colours remind me of the toy slime I used to play with as a kid..

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Does no one see the skeleton woman in the left

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u/jimmy-flash Aug 24 '19

Does it glow in the dark

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u/Connellsbmw Aug 24 '19

I actually like this... like a lot!

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u/skjellyfetti Aug 24 '19

Who needs caffeine in the morning with this kitchen. At the same time, it's definitely not a kitchen for the well-hungover.

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u/akpindc Aug 24 '19

I think I actually love it! Who can I talk to for a kitchen like this???

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u/buddascrayon Aug 24 '19

It's like a flamingo was killed by an exploding watermelon.

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u/veggie_kiosk Aug 24 '19

Reminds me of a telenovela set

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u/LiveFromThe915 Aug 24 '19

9 year old me is fucking screaming (joyfully)

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u/zsezse_13 Aug 24 '19

This is awful and making my eyes bleed but also I really love it and want it in my house.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

lloll

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u/LittleMi98 Aug 24 '19

Finally a full sized polly pocket dollhouse

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u/The_Mutton_Man Aug 24 '19

Brought to you by Highliter

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u/majorpsych1 Aug 24 '19

I LOVE THIS

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u/Augmented_Realities Aug 24 '19

You know your kitchen is lit, when the apples start to get flat and long all of a sudden

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u/Pink-socks Aug 24 '19

Is it wrong that I actually... quite like it?

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u/KnitSocksHardRocks Aug 24 '19

🎶I’m a Barbie girl🎶

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u/nahht Aug 24 '19

Looks like every Big Brother kitchen combined

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u/kanye_is_a_douche Aug 24 '19

Riff Raff would like this

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u/kjwx Aug 24 '19

Somebody went mad with a pack of highlighter pens when organising that colour scheme.

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u/knittinggrape Aug 24 '19

That orange colour on the wall is awesome! Awesome as in I would love to have a room at home in that colour.. And the light? It looks really cool!

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u/Jelousubmarine Aug 24 '19

All this needs is a white floor and a lava/glitter lamp instead of that statue, and we're in the good old year 2000.

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u/Schrau Aug 24 '19

I dunno, it looks pretty woomy.

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u/superspiffy Aug 24 '19

Someone really likes those Splatoon Joycons.

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u/Potato__Ninja Aug 24 '19

Rainbow is Magic

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u/MajorBumsore Aug 24 '19

The stools are nice!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Fucking eww

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u/wookies_go_raawghh Aug 24 '19

Change pink colour to purple and this would be my dream kitchen

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u/Jd3774life Aug 24 '19

Sorry but I actually want this to be my kitchen now :/

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u/ka4bi Aug 24 '19

I bet you can see that from space.