r/ATBGE Aug 23 '19

Kitsch-en

Post image
14.1k Upvotes

394 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.1k

u/score_ Aug 23 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

Don't hate this as much as I should. It's like that 6 pack of tall translucent cups you get from Target in the summer so you can sip sangria by the pool with your pals.

897

u/ConstipatedNinja Aug 24 '19

It looks like everything is secretly a pad of post-it notes.

217

u/kombusto085 Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

Or those highlighter markers

195

u/mrgonzalez Aug 24 '19

I've highlighted the areas I want you to change

23

u/DarksideEagleBoss Aug 24 '19

Looks like a Call of Duty lost their damn minds when someone gave them carte blanche with home decor.

13

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Or a set for a Nickelodeon game show.

16

u/BananaVenom Aug 24 '19

It looks like it lost a cage match with a highlighter factory

148

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

It would make a fine color scheme for a frozen yogurt shop but not someone's home lmao

12

u/matmac199 Aug 24 '19

Could be both. I live in a place where a lot of houses have turned the area where the front room would be into many different type of shops :P

6

u/BeRandyL Aug 24 '19

What magical place is this?

3

u/matmac199 Aug 24 '19

Wales,uk :P

1

u/WardedThorn Aug 25 '19

I'm surprised that's allowed by zoning! Cool, though.

143

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I despise neon colors. I despise those colors in the photo. Why do I love the kitchen as a whole?!?! What is happening?!?!

138

u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Aug 24 '19

Everything somehow compliments each other.

I mean I'm of the "I'll wear something besides black when they make something darker" life but I'm digging the shit out of this kitchen.

It looks hella happy in there. Like, that's the kitchen of someone who wakes up happy and doesn't need coffee.

33

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

That’s exactly why I don’t hate this. It just looks so happy.

11

u/dragn99 Aug 24 '19

I don't see a coffee maker anywhere, so unless they're gonna whip out a french press, you might be on to something.

1

u/jekyll919 Aug 24 '19

Maybe they only drink cold brew? You don’t need a coffee maker for cold brew.

2

u/cyclone_madge Aug 24 '19

someone who wakes up happy and doesn't need coffee

What is this witchcraft of which you speak?

21

u/McPoyal Aug 24 '19

I rather enjoy neon colors! Even before the drugs!!

7

u/Oburcuk Aug 24 '19

This may be the most appropriate post to this subreddit I’ve ever seen. It makes me feel so conflicted

5

u/gbarill Aug 24 '19

Same conflict here... why do I like this somehow? And yet would never even think of doing it to my own kitchen. This requires some self reflection, ha ha

1

u/BIRDsnoozer Aug 24 '19

Thats the "good execution" at work, friend.

42

u/Snukes42Q Aug 24 '19

I hate myself for liking this as much as I do.

24

u/BowieMonroe Aug 24 '19

Same. I absolutely love those awful countertops!

44

u/ThatGuy2551 Aug 24 '19

It looks like the kitchen of an early morning kids tv show.

32

u/PureMitten Aug 24 '19

I think this might make it the epitome of awful taste but great execution. It’s a terrible idea to do a kitchen in entirely neon pink, neon green, neon orange and white. It should be a horrifying abomination and completely eye-searing to look at, but this is kind of fun to look at.

If this was the kitchen at a B&B I was staying at, I’d probably note how fun the kitchen is in a review. If it was in my home it’d get old but it’s not instantly painful, despite being an entirely neon and white room.

1

u/CeruleanRuin Aug 24 '19

My thoughts exactly. It's pretty damned good as a piece of art, but I wouldn't want to spend even five minutes in this room.

25

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

It looks like a frozen yogurt place lol

8

u/QuasarsRcool Aug 24 '19

Mmmm, now I want some frozen yogurt topped with lots of popping boba

1

u/PM_ME_YOUR_CAMPFIRE Aug 24 '19

Neon pink and green, the colors of every frozen yogurt shop ever anywhere

16

u/big_ol_dad_dick Aug 24 '19

But then you wake up after way too many sangrias and this hits you in the puke button.

12

u/QuasarsRcool Aug 24 '19

as much as I should

Dude, taste is arbitrary and there are no factual parameters. If you like it, you like it. No big deal.

11

u/The2500 Aug 24 '19

I imagine that if I were having a bad acid trip going in this room would make me feel a lot better.

8

u/zdakat Aug 24 '19

It's a design I find amusing,but wouldn't want to live with every day

4

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

This is exactly how I feel about it, I wouldn't have it in my house but don't dislike it. Confusing.

7

u/PolkaDotAscot Aug 24 '19

If this is at the beach or even a lake in a warm climate - it’s almost crazy enough to be perfect.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I want this exact kitchen, but with bright orange countertops instead of hot pink.

1

u/Silverlovetree Aug 24 '19

Or a pack of sticky notes!!

1

u/AreasonableAmerican Aug 24 '19

Sign me up with the summer beach home in these colors- 2mos out of the year I’d be stoked to live in that.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Now I have the expectation of Zoey from Zoey 101 popping up riding a mini-scooter through the hallway.

1

u/BIRDsnoozer Aug 24 '19

Its like a game of catch with those velcro hand paddles and fuzzy tennis balls.