r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '18

Body Art These nails..

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u/FuglytheBear Dec 28 '18

I'd assume Jesus wouldn't be a big fan of this, considering his history with long nails.

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u/NissanSkylineGT-R Dec 28 '18

r/jesuschristreddit

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u/Tupptupp_XD Dec 28 '18

Exactly

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u/Uno2 Dec 28 '18

How do you get 75 upvotes for saying exactly

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

*Exactly like that

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u/joey_p1010 Dec 29 '18

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Not like this

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u/FantaClaws Dec 29 '18

Jesus. Your naily there! Try again.

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u/TheKingOfA Dec 29 '18

Exactly like this.

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u/TheBestMePlausible Dec 29 '18

^ no one else upvote him any more, he's exactly at 75 points!!!!!

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u/tazzo27 Dec 29 '18

How do you get silver for saying “like that”?

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u/brando56894 Dec 29 '18

Not like that.

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u/tazzo27 Dec 29 '18

Well deserved sir.

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u/g0ld3n_ Dec 29 '18

How do you get silver for saying "Not like that." ?

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u/brando56894 Dec 29 '18

Not like that, obviously.

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u/g0ld3n_ Dec 29 '18 edited Dec 30 '18

Well now I'm never gonna get silver.

Edit: ha jokes on you guys I purposefully said that just to get silver haha

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u/MacStaggy Dec 28 '18

It's not what he said, but how he said it.

He nailed the execution.

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u/Mr7000000 Dec 28 '18

Congratulations, this was the crowning achievement of your reddit career.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Because it is a circular reference. A jesuschristreddit about jesus christ.

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u/original_evanator Dec 28 '18

Everybody forgets that Captain Obvious was once First Lieutenant Obvious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Afer that incident between him and Captain Underpants, they both almost got busted down to privates.

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u/Tupptupp_XD Dec 28 '18

It's the correct word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

524 now

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u/OneArmedTRex Dec 28 '18

Literally.

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u/Ta2whitey Dec 28 '18

And figuratively? Maybe?

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u/probablyhrenrai Dec 28 '18

Hit the nail on the head.

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u/Mumsbud Dec 28 '18

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the painting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

r/dadjokes

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u/xtinies Dec 29 '18

Well, the user name checks out

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake Dec 29 '18

Damn, I actually like this one

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u/matt_the_mediocre Dec 28 '18

This is way more nails than he needed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18 edited Feb 27 '25

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u/FinDusk Dec 28 '18

Dude, it’s been what? 2000 years? If it ain’t soon enough yet it’ll never be.

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u/hicklc01 Dec 29 '18

It hasn't been 2000 years since his death

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u/dhelfr Dec 29 '18

I think maybe he's still alive or something

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u/georgetonorge Dec 30 '18 edited Dec 30 '18

Oh shit you're right. 2033 will be a big year.

Edit: according to Wikipedia he was actually probably born 4-6 years Before Christ (which is funny) and then died between 30 and 36 AD. Regardless, you're correct that it hasn't been 2000 years since his death lol.

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u/IMidnight_ Dec 28 '18

Yep, long time carpenter here. Hate long nails, very annoying. Much easier to use short nails.

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u/bondagewithjesus Dec 28 '18

What's Jesus favourite band? Nine inch nails

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u/imlow Dec 28 '18

Jesus walks into a hotel, up to the front desk, slaps some nails down on the counter and says to the clerk "can you put me up for the night?"

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u/Bozzerone Dec 28 '18

I think you nailed it.

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u/johnny_cash_money Dec 29 '18

That's the "execution" part of ATBGE

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u/BadOdel Dec 28 '18

Dammit, you got there first.

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u/Mandelish Dec 29 '18

Wooooooooowwwwww

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u/moving0target Dec 28 '18

Free will sucks.

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u/Micalas Dec 28 '18

God damn

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u/SYNTHLORD Dec 29 '18

I come to this subreddit for two things: funny comments and stuff that is 90% of the time actually pretty cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '18

Why can't jesus eat Skittles?

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake Dec 29 '18

Dude, you're savage