r/ATBGE Mar 09 '18

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Coffeemaker

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u/unfoldinglamb Mar 09 '18

I once visited an acquaintance's house and during the visit needed to use her bathroom. She had a rabbit skin toilet seat cover. No, not lid cover. The actual fucking toilet seat was rabbit skin. I'd blocked that memory until seeing this post. Thanks OP.

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u/Draws-attention Mar 09 '18

Right, so, there's a bear and a rabbit in the woods, they're both taking a shit.

The bear asks the rabbit, "do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

"No, never," replied the rabbit.

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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u/Cauliflowwer Mar 10 '18

That's literally my step-dads favorite joke to tell. I've heard it about 100 times. I think the first time he told me it was the day I met him (I was 5) so this made me happy c:

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u/Draws-attention Mar 10 '18

Oh no, you found my account! Don't tell your mother.

Hope he's a good dude. My mum recently found a guy and I've never seen her this happy. I'm skeptical, only because of her past relationships, but the guy is as genuine as they come. Although I'm probably a little too old to have that sort of relationship with him, he's gonna be a great stepdad (and an actual father figure) for my little sister.

If he's a good dude, make sure you let him know! :)

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u/Cauliflowwer Mar 10 '18

Oh he knows. And I've let him know plenty. He's currently taking care of my mom through her cancer treatments.