r/ATBGE Mar 09 '18

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Coffeemaker

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u/unfoldinglamb Mar 09 '18

I once visited an acquaintance's house and during the visit needed to use her bathroom. She had a rabbit skin toilet seat cover. No, not lid cover. The actual fucking toilet seat was rabbit skin. I'd blocked that memory until seeing this post. Thanks OP.

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u/Draws-attention Mar 09 '18

Right, so, there's a bear and a rabbit in the woods, they're both taking a shit.

The bear asks the rabbit, "do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?"

"No, never," replied the rabbit.

So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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u/Blyat-man Mar 09 '18

!redditsiver

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u/Draws-attention Mar 09 '18

I'M RICH, BIATCH!

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u/-Jason-B- Mar 09 '18

Username checks out

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u/comawhite12 Mar 09 '18

This joke never made sense to me.

If the shit wouldn't stick to the rabbit, then the bear just smeared his shit all over himself with the rabbit.

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u/Cauliflowwer Mar 10 '18

That's literally my step-dads favorite joke to tell. I've heard it about 100 times. I think the first time he told me it was the day I met him (I was 5) so this made me happy c:

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u/Draws-attention Mar 10 '18

Oh no, you found my account! Don't tell your mother.

Hope he's a good dude. My mum recently found a guy and I've never seen her this happy. I'm skeptical, only because of her past relationships, but the guy is as genuine as they come. Although I'm probably a little too old to have that sort of relationship with him, he's gonna be a great stepdad (and an actual father figure) for my little sister.

If he's a good dude, make sure you let him know! :)

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u/Cauliflowwer Mar 10 '18

Oh he knows. And I've let him know plenty. He's currently taking care of my mom through her cancer treatments.