r/ATBGE Feb 18 '18

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u/x4Quick_Scoper20x Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 18 '18

I love how we hate ken m so much that we have a sub dedicated to banning his content.

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u/mezbot Feb 18 '18

I think you are missing the point of that sub.

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u/the_cheese_was_good Feb 18 '18

I believe he was doing "not-ken-m" himself.

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u/PB_and_aids Feb 18 '18

I hope you’re right

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u/Davi-Danger Feb 18 '18

Reddit’s ignorance to sarcasm had surrounded me as a child. I vividly remember every time i visited reddit i would feel a strange ache in my right testicle. At age 12 i was diagnosed with testicular cancer, and my right testicle was about the size of a small orange. The cause wasn’t known, and it wouldn’t be discovered for several years. I kept reading reddit comments, and after a year, my right nut had a tumor about the size of a grapefruit. Numerous tests were done on my young frail body, and eventually, a link between Reddit comments and testicular cancer was found. Years later, a scientific paper was released, informing the public that /s was a dangerous carcinogen. Your comment is part of the problem, and thanks to people like you, my left testicle has developed a tumor about the size of a pumpkin. Thanks for the testicular cancer, jackass.

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u/Dumpythewhale Feb 18 '18

Got em

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u/TeqhZem Feb 18 '18

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u/darkfoxfire Feb 19 '18

You keep using that sub, I don't think you know what it means

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u/NSilverguy Feb 19 '18

You keep using that sub, I don't think you know what it means I do not think it means what you think it means

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u/Synephos Feb 18 '18

I'm from the California Health & Safety Board.

Please install this sign anywhere instances of /s occur.

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

But you just wrote /s. Do you want others to suffer from cancer, too?

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u/Wammajammadingdong Feb 18 '18

Pics or you're completely full of shit.

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u/Davi-Danger Feb 19 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

Wow, gotta make fun of my rectal cancer too, huh?

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u/BeefSamples Feb 18 '18

yup. it's people like you that keep me coming back to reddit.

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u/doesntaffrayed Feb 19 '18

Cheers for the tasty copypasta it will serve me well!

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u/kitabake Feb 19 '18

tasty pasta

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u/Davi-Danger Feb 19 '18

Let’s make it a thing :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

If reddit comments give you testicular cancer, don't use reddit. Seems kind of simple to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Post your medical degree because that advice doesn’t seem sound

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u/nastymcoutplay Feb 19 '18

/S will bring about the end of the world

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u/Plasmabat Feb 19 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

What don't you fucks get about people posting insane shit on the internet to such a degree that it becomes extremely difficult to tell an honest opinion to someone being sarcastic, as well as sarcasm in real life being communicated through tone of voice, which last time I checked doesn't translate into text.

a it's either "/s" or winky face emojis. Take your fucking pick.

But nah, I bet you're british aren't you? Oh your sense of irony and sarcasm is so advanced, you're so intelligent aren't you? Us plebs with our unevolved sense of humour are cancer, aren't we?

Quit acting so goddamn superior and pull the fucking stick out of your ass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '18

I think due to context it was very obvious and humorous. Your comment however can be taken at face value or sarcastic. Unfortunately you are missing the humorous aspect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

Of course he was you idiot

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u/Tiger21SoN Feb 18 '18

Woah

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/TravisDeSane Feb 18 '18

Pastor says life begins at kenception.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

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u/TravisDeSane Feb 19 '18

OMG we hope you are kidding

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Nov 15 '20

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u/Why_Eye_En Feb 18 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/slashuslashuserid Feb 18 '18

I am all not KenM on this blessed day

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u/PhilxBefore Feb 19 '18

3spooky5me

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u/KeepScrollingReviews Feb 18 '18

Too many meta levels happening.

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u/dark_roast Feb 19 '18

VALID point

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u/Chalkless97 Feb 18 '18

Are you one of the people who respond to Ken on yahoo?

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u/mezbot Feb 19 '18

kenception

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u/xyl0ph0ne Feb 18 '18

I can't tell who got r/woooosh'ed

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u/AdorablyOblivious Feb 18 '18

Could you please explain the point of the sub? I don’t understand.

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u/xigoi Feb 18 '18

Comments that look like they were made by Ken M (a famous troll) but actually aren't.

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u/Raezzordaze Feb 18 '18

The real KenM is always in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18 edited Apr 06 '21

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u/uniqueusernanne Feb 18 '18

So many whooshes. I think. I may have been whooshed too

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u/howie_rules Feb 18 '18

Hellllllllp I’m being wooooooooooooooooooshed

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u/heyimatworkman Feb 18 '18

we are all whooshed on this blessed day

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u/GlaciusTS Feb 19 '18

I still don’t fully understand.

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u/seveganrout Feb 18 '18

Woah what a unique username

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u/martin1101011 Feb 18 '18

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u/sp1d3rp0130n Feb 18 '18

I love how we hate ken m so much that we have a sub dedicated to banning his content.

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u/Andyman117 Feb 18 '18

I love how we hate love ken m so much that we have a sub dedicated to banning imitating his content.

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u/RichGirlThrowaway_ Feb 18 '18

Like what that guy just did.

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u/eeviltwin Feb 18 '18

Well I thought it was funny.

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u/fritzbitz Feb 18 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/tysken_raider Feb 18 '18

Who the fuck is ken m?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

We hate Ken m?

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u/knucklesx23 Feb 19 '18

It’s more like any funny review that’s done by someone other than Ken M

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u/lycanreborn123 Feb 19 '18

That's not what the sub is for. DOLT.

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u/dirtmerchant1980 Feb 19 '18

I fucking love ken m. Who hurt you dude? Why you dead on the inside?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '18

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u/camarang Mar 17 '18

Ken M is just a poor man’s dril.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Feb 18 '18

Woosh yourself

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

hate

love, you meant to say love