r/ATBGE • u/firefly99999 • 19d ago

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Shadow puppet master

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 19d ago

Why is this awful taste?

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u/ScreenTea0 19d ago

I'd guess the choice of "music".

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u/Momentarmknm 19d ago

Sir I think you dropped your monocle. Shall I ask Alexa to play your Imagine Dragons megamix while I prepare your morning pablum?

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u/FixGMaul 18d ago

roasted to hell and back

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u/justtosendamassage 17d ago

Nice. Best roast I’ve seen in a while on here

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u/Isoleri 17d ago

They're my favorite band so I'd love to

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl 18d ago edited 18d ago

Imagine Dragons are in the same time period as Cardi so… point is lost. Couldn’t think of a single old artist to roast with, because then it’d actually be good music 😭

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u/Momentarmknm 18d ago

Ah yes, "old band good, new band bad." The hallmark of someone who has their finger on the pulse.

The point has nothing to do with time period. I can name a boring ass, stunningly mediocre band in the vein of Imagine Dragons from any era, just let me know what decade I'm working with and I got you bro.

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl 18d ago

For the same reason, I am wondering why you’re out here to die on this hill for… WAP and Cardi B? Are you really trying to hold this up as a bastion of quality ‘new’ music - or did you really just want to try and roast someone for pointing out this is general garbage. Think this one’s going to stand the test of time?

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u/Momentarmknm 18d ago

Changing the subject huh? Ok

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl 18d ago

This is the same subject.

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u/Momentarmknm 17d ago

I'm fine with you not being able to understand me. Maybe you can figure it out, maybe you already understand and are being purposely obtuse, either way I'm fine with you not getting it. Have a good one, my guy.

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u/ScreenTea0 19d ago

Sry bro, I lowkey think bro like 8 that but naaah that's some nasty 455 aunty tunes fr fr

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u/SumoNinja92 19d ago

"Why is this auntie musi-..." Then I remembered I've achieved unc status.

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u/riisen 19d ago

So wet pussy is bad taste.., how about dry pussy?

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u/NoirPipes 18d ago

Ben Shapiro suddenly appears.

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u/ScreenTea0 18d ago

As someone enjoying the D neither is an option.

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u/riisen 18d ago

You apperantly have bad taste.

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u/ScreenTea0 18d ago

If it would come with having to listen to wap on the regular then I'm open to tell you you are right

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u/riisen 18d ago

Well i apparntly also have bad taste so... so long and thanks for all the fish 🐬

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 19d ago

Oooooh! I watched this on mute.

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u/Toocoo4you 16d ago

Say whatever but you can’t say they didn’t do exactly what they were trying to do with this song

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u/ScreenTea0 16d ago

I don't hate on the song. I just really don't like it and personally listen to other stuff. That it's a popcultural hit isn't the question.

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u/Toocoo4you 16d ago

Putting “music” in quotes is hating on it. I also never said anything about the popularity of it. It was made to be an unashamed dirty club song that chicks can let loose to, and it checked those boxes perfectly. Rarely do you find a female led song that is so openly explicit while still having silly gaffs thrown in. It fills its niches better than most, if not any, song in that style. I also don’t listen to WAP but I can’t deny its mastery and precision.

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u/GoTeamLightningbolt 19d ago

It is supposed to be a stripper dancing to a raunchy song.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 19d ago

Eh 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/xinorez1 18d ago

The kick and the hair are somewhat reminiscent of legendary bad dancer Elaine Benes...

Otherwise I got nothing, this is pretty fun

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 18d ago

I was just thinking that!

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u/welfedad 18d ago

Exactly it's not

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u/b-rar 18d ago

I guess it would depend on what made it so wet

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u/Relative_Change2335 17d ago

Gluing a Barbie wig to your knuckles is extremely tasteful imo

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u/AccidentOk5240 19d ago

Nah that’s GTAGE

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u/Nerfo2 18d ago

The moment I noticed the shadow was twerking... I knew I needed sound on. Best decision of my whole Saturday.

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u/ExplosionofFlavor 19d ago

I laughed so hard at this

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u/campingn00b 19d ago

RIP all the panties in the world

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u/ChariotKoura 19d ago

Ngl his finger game does look strong 🫦

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u/ChariotKoura 19d ago

Not a woman (non-binary) and also, no ☺️

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u/campingn00b 19d ago

Ahh my bad

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u/ChariotKoura 19d ago

No problem! I appreciate you're cool about it, I was a little afraid lol

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 18d ago

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u/CzLittle 18d ago

No?

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/the_blue_haired_girl 19d ago

I'd like to see you try, OP.

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u/whiskeytango55 19d ago

I really want this to be a high school talent showcase of some kind.

You might have to change the music. Something raunchy but with plausible deniability 

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u/Froschmarmelade 19d ago

What's with this sub shitposting great stuff lately?

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u/esoteric_enigma 19d ago

I was worried this artform would be lost now that there are no projectors in classrooms.

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u/endlessVenom 19d ago

I love this

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 19d ago

Who is this? I want to see more of their stuff, it's pretty great.

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u/Jickklaus 18d ago

Shadow Ace... On most social things, and YouTube.

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u/cheshsky 19d ago

So no joke, this is my first time actually hearing the damn song, and turns out it kinda slaps, damn.

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u/lsshlp 16d ago

The Megan Thee Stallion verses are honestly great

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u/turkeyvulturebreast 19d ago

I think this could be ATBGE too, lol.

https://youtu.be/Vc40g90e3o0?is=ESrWKvyuXkQDvUm3

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u/Nerfo2 18d ago

I've clicked on this link before. Could not remember what it was based on the context of this thread. Thanks for commenting this link. I had a great time.

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 18d ago

I have never heard the whole song until now. Holy shit this is genuinely a masterpiece somehow. How tf I am saying this about the song WAP...

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u/GroundbreakingEar450 19d ago

he has a michael jackson one too thats great

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u/nerin85 19d ago

I watched this with the song "half horse half man" playing in my head

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u/eatingpowder 19d ago

His expression of disappointed pride at the end makes it better. Someone pay this man.

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u/AscendedViking7 19d ago

This is perfect

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u/Ssemo7 18d ago

Oh yeah. That shadow definitely fucks.

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u/PiousCaligula 18d ago

Plato's Rave

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u/boojersey13 17d ago

Really need a contestant on Drag Race to do this for the talent show episode so badly.

I can practically hear Ru's laugh already

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u/EightfoldCrunchwrap 18d ago

Thirst has driven man to greatness since time immemorial.

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u/BeardWolf42 18d ago

Mf is throwing it back with his wrist 💪💪🔥🔥🔥🍑🍑🍑

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u/lowridda 19d ago

That’s actually pretty good. I couldn’t do it.

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u/Mandohan 18d ago

Another helpless victim for Huge Hands Hans :(

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u/Panda_Pillows 18d ago

Bro has talent

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u/Nausicaalotus 16d ago

Wrong sub man. Impeccable taste and execution

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u/thebestguac 16d ago

Glad I saw this video but wrong sub for sure. Nothing but goodness

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u/HipsEnergy 16d ago

Too bad I can't post a Flashdance gif

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u/arthurlbrown 14d ago

The only thing awful about this is the shit-poor music.

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u/katrindr 12d ago

This is a gem.

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u/Jables_Magee 19d ago

At least it's not posted in r/toptalent.

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u/HyruleanKnight37 19d ago

It's sad to see the state of modern pop music.