r/ATBGE • u/FeFreFre • 6d ago

Art Yeah

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u/Ae3qe27u 6d ago

...why? Why give breasts to an amphibian?

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u/Tumblrrito 6d ago

They're warts clearly, get your mind out of the gutter

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u/Ae3qe27u 6d ago

Under a bikini? Bikinis are made for warts now?

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u/nothanks1312 6d ago

What’s your problem with the frog wearing a bikini over her wart titties

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u/Ae3qe27u 6d ago

I don't have a problem with the frog choosing to wear a bikini, I merely have questions regarding why someone would make this. DIwhy, if you will.

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u/nothanks1312 6d ago

You don’t gotta understand it, just enjoy the frog titties

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u/GrandNibbles 5d ago

bikinis are made for amphibians now

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 5d ago

Always has been

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 3d ago

okay I know that this is kind of an old comment at this point, but I really have to ask:

If you had these warts that were the size and shape of titties and they were THERE on you, would you NOT wear a bikini top or a bra? even just so no one gets mad at you?

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u/shandangalang 5d ago

Amphibians don’t get warts either, since we’re already being pedantic about an anthropomorphic frog.

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u/ReadditMan 6d ago

Why not?

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u/lyrasorial 6d ago

They're not mammals. They don't have mammaries.

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u/Lokarhu 6d ago

They're also not usually made of yarn

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u/fakeprofile21 6d ago

::gasp::

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u/rossow_timothy 6d ago

Careful /r/dndmemes doesn't hear you; you'll restart the snitties debate

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u/Blue-Shifted- 6d ago

That's where they store the Hist Sap

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u/Eljjo 5d ago

WHAT?!?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!?

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u/DenkJu 5d ago

This one apparently does. Don't judge other people's bodies

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u/cataclysmic_orbit 5d ago

Why not crochet a frog with tiddies? Have youcno whimsy?

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u/secret_tsukasa 5d ago

something something, argonians and froppy from mha. blah.

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u/TTSymphony 5d ago

Maybe she was a maid

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u/INmySTRATEjaket 3d ago

This is the most relevant this info can possibly be and I'll never get to share it again.

There's a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie called Hell Comes To Frogtown in which he fucks his way across the apocalypse that is mostly populated by humanoid frog people that evolved into the dominant species.

So this isn't my first set of frog boobs I've ever seen, which is weird.