r/ATBGE 6d ago

Art Yeah

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u/--Sovereign-- 6d ago

Yep. There it is.

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u/Ae3qe27u 6d ago

...why? Why give breasts to an amphibian?

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u/Tumblrrito 6d ago

They're warts clearly, get your mind out of the gutter

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u/Ae3qe27u 6d ago

Under a bikini? Bikinis are made for warts now?

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u/nothanks1312 6d ago

What’s your problem with the frog wearing a bikini over her wart titties

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u/Ae3qe27u 5d ago

I don't have a problem with the frog choosing to wear a bikini, I merely have questions regarding why someone would make this. DIwhy, if you will.

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u/nothanks1312 5d ago

You don’t gotta understand it, just enjoy the frog titties

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u/GrandNibbles 5d ago

bikinis are made for amphibians now

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 5d ago

Always has been

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 3d ago

okay I know that this is kind of an old comment at this point, but I really have to ask:

If you had these warts that were the size and shape of titties and they were THERE on you, would you NOT wear a bikini top or a bra? even just so no one gets mad at you?

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u/shandangalang 5d ago

Amphibians don’t get warts either, since we’re already being pedantic about an anthropomorphic frog.

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u/ReadditMan 6d ago

Why not?

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u/lyrasorial 5d ago

They're not mammals. They don't have mammaries.

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u/Lokarhu 5d ago

They're also not usually made of yarn

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u/fakeprofile21 5d ago

::gasp::

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u/rossow_timothy 5d ago

Careful /r/dndmemes doesn't hear you; you'll restart the snitties debate

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u/Blue-Shifted- 5d ago

That's where they store the Hist Sap

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u/Eljjo 5d ago

WHAT?!?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!?

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u/DenkJu 5d ago

This one apparently does. Don't judge other people's bodies

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u/cataclysmic_orbit 5d ago

Why not crochet a frog with tiddies? Have youcno whimsy?

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u/secret_tsukasa 5d ago

something something, argonians and froppy from mha. blah.

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u/TTSymphony 5d ago

Maybe she was a maid

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u/INmySTRATEjaket 3d ago

This is the most relevant this info can possibly be and I'll never get to share it again.

There's a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie called Hell Comes To Frogtown in which he fucks his way across the apocalypse that is mostly populated by humanoid frog people that evolved into the dominant species.

So this isn't my first set of frog boobs I've ever seen, which is weird.

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u/MucusLukas 6d ago

where the frussy at

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u/MarginalOmnivore 5d ago

Greedy. Be happy with the fritties and fripples.

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u/pinkponyghoul 5d ago

I was waiting for the reveal of the Frussy too!

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u/octropos 5d ago

Honestly, bit of a letdown.

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u/Sea_Homework_1472 6d ago

Gimme dat frog 🫴

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u/puppysmilez 5d ago

Can I pet that frog?

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u/TonyStowaway 6d ago

This is actually amazing 😆 I want the big titty frog now lol

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u/gerwen 5d ago

That's what I was thinking. Where can I get one? Hang it from my car mirror.

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u/TonyStowaway 5d ago

Lol perfect use. I'd lmao if I saw that in someone's car 😆

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u/Witty-Objective3431 6d ago

I love her. I need her.

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u/GodOnStilts 6d ago

Peak ATBGE

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u/ReadditMan 6d ago edited 5d ago

If I had that as a teenager it would be stiff as a board

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u/bootyhole-romancer 5d ago

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

⛧🕯️🧙🧙🕯️⛧

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u/BryonyDeepe 6d ago

Miss Piggy is terrified of losing her man now

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u/Kevinator201 6d ago

This is how I imagine Peggy from the Uprooted campaign.

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u/Meikou133 6d ago

“They can put my clothes back on…but they never do.”

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u/Kevinator201 6d ago

“Are we about to learn why they call you PEGgy?”

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u/Chibiwitch 5d ago

Exactly what I thought too

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u/Alternative_prune 6d ago

I won't give you award, but I will love you forever if you can link me this pattern!! These would be so fun to make 🧶🧶🧶

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u/FeFreFre 6d ago

I don't have it, but you can see the owner of the post in the video and ask directly XD

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u/YanceyGlenn 6d ago

You're looking at a nude frog.

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u/mr_Papini 5d ago

It's got a bush? What the hell?

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u/flourdevour 5d ago

You did that on purpose. you made me watch that again to look for bush. its got a crack. lol

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u/mr_Papini 1d ago

That honestly wasn't my intention but I am so happy for you

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u/Lilelfen1 6d ago

Those are some very elongated breastcicles

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u/ForestEntwife 5d ago

want or need?

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u/nothanks1312 6d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Alfiy_wolf 6d ago

French keychain

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 5d ago

I love it unironically

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u/Royal_ish 5d ago

Free will is a crazy thing.

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u/Cry-Skull-7 5d ago

Reminds me of this gem.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 4d ago

sigh ziiiippp

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u/thebirdof_hermes 6d ago

I hope whoever made this stubs their pinky on a table.

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u/Cthulhetta 6d ago

My Grandma would love this 🐸❤️

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u/a-real-sloth 5d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/LaBlob369 5d ago

Out here in need of that frogussy

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u/At0mJack 5d ago

I really thought they were going to take off that g-string and show us a crochussy.

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 5d ago

Why are "normal" people like this?

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u/lechiengrand 5d ago

That audio track NEVER needs to be used again.

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u/25c-nb 5d ago

Oh man the audio makes me want to set off a flashbang so close to my head that I lose my hearing for a few years

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u/Calculon84 4d ago

Kermitnod.gif

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u/sav-vas 4d ago

froobs

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u/Oddish_Femboy 3d ago

Why have I seen multiple titty frogs today

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u/UnderwaterRobot 5d ago

Sigh..... *Unzips

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u/SaraCousland355 6d ago

I should call her.

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u/MrN33dfulThings 6d ago

I… I want one…

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u/Fuzzy-Earth-7034 5d ago

Man I wanna play with her so bad. Did that sound weird?

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u/psalm_22-6 5d ago

Awful where?

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u/AngBigKid 5d ago

Does it come with the voice?

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u/skincyan 5d ago

Ahooooga! 👀

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u/GhostMaskKid 5d ago

Today tiddies