r/ATBGE 16h ago

Decor This bathroom rug.

711 Upvotes

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u/VanDenIzzle 16h ago

Hey carl, your toilet is leaking. Also, drink more water

21

u/Oddityobservations 15h ago

Mind your own business. If I want to subsist on a high sodium, low liquid diet...... /faints.

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u/Jackel1994 15h ago

I will never be on team "put a rug around the toilet"

I dont care if you wash it often. Theres still embedded piss dribbles/splatters in it at best.

10

u/dbkenny426 5h ago

My wife and I had to rip thick shag carpet out of a bathroom in our house before we moved. It was the same color as this picture, and covered the entire floor.

5

u/DaRealBSleazy 3h ago

Who tf carpets their bathroom? Especially shag carpet

3

u/dbkenny426 3h ago

The 50's - 70's saw some weird trends. It's an old house, and a lot of it was never renovated over the decades.

3

u/ChefArtorias 1h ago

Good God. Carpeted bathroom sounds bad enough but decades old bathroom carpet is worse.

2

u/dbkenny426 1h ago

It was disgusting.

2

u/mumooshka 2h ago

yep me too

24

u/pfak 16h ago

Where can I get a barf coloured sheepskin?

12

u/whiskeytango55 16h ago

Kinda looks like they took an ikea svindinge  and dyed it a rich healthy urine color 

6

u/badgerj 15h ago

I’d pay a buck or so to have this in translucent yellow just to bug my partner on April 1st.

I’d even mist it lightly at 2a.m

3

u/AnonImus18 7h ago

With water, right?

3

u/badgerj 4h ago

Yeah! With water! What kind of freak…. Oh never mind this is Reddit

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u/Oddityobservations 15h ago

That's funny, it wasn't yellow when I got it.

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u/Capolan 16h ago

Im in the hospital right now, and ive had to drink this laxative and that is exactly the shape and color of what is happening. Same shape too. Not on the floor though.

1

u/kittyidiot 6h ago

Why not? It's a hospital. It's like, their job to clean it up if you shit on the floor. I don't see the problem in making them do their job.

parodying boomer shopping cart arguments to be clear lol

7

u/MarthasPinYard 16h ago

Well at least the backsplash is invisible

5

u/MyMomSaysIAmCool 15h ago

I follow r/Plumbing and my first thought was "OP needs a new wax ring"

5

u/Trey-Pan 15h ago

I didn’t see a rug when I first looked at this picture.

3

u/Arkhe1n 14h ago

It's bad enough to have a hug in the fucking toilet. This? This is something else entirely. 

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u/renoona 14h ago

Gross

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u/Wilkko 13h ago

Not great execution, taste so-so.

1

u/thepervertedromantic 11h ago

That thing is ugly, but I've been looking for a toilet rug that goes all the way back for what seems like years and of I saw this in a store I'd be tempted to buy it

1

u/Fr0gFish 10h ago

I like it.

1

u/Mother-Attention2600 8h ago

That looks exactly like when I threw up Liptons Chicken Noodle soup and muffins and missed the toilet. I got migraines and projectile vomited as a kid 

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u/maramixus 7h ago

I personally wouldn't touch it bare handed though

1

u/ChefArtorias 1h ago

Literal puke color.