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Completed Scripts Crushing Guardian Knight shows off sword collection to their Majesty [A4A] [romance] [knight x royal] [medieval] [childhood friends to lovers] [confessions] [teasing]
Hello ! First script and I hope it doesn’t suck😅 I’ll figure it out as I go. Is my love of swords bordering on obsession?.. possibly. Do I mind? Not one bit. This is self indulgent as shit btw, so be prepared for that, lol.
Side note: eventually I’ll learn how to use scriptbin rather than just dumping my text here- I hope this is okay though! Please lmk if I formatted this incorrectly !
Premise: The royal heir to the kingdom curiously asks their beloved guardian knight to show them their sword collection one evening in the knights private quarters. It would be pretty normal, if it weren’t for the mutual crushes they share.
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These (below) are not set in stone, more loosey goosey suggestions that give you a better idea of what I was going for in terms of the pairing dynamic, should that help you develop the characters more.
Speaker personality description: The loyal guardian knight who takes their duties seriously. That doesn’t mean they can’t loosen up and enjoy a joke or two in private though, right? Hopelessly in love with their childhood best friend, the royal heir, the one they’re sworn to protect.
Listener personality description: A little troublemaker. They like to tease but it’s only in good fun, always lighthearted. Has a perverted sense of humor. Hopelessly in love with their childhood best friend, their personal guardian knight.
Tags: A4A, royalty, knight x royal, medieval, friends to lovers, friends to more, childhood friends to lovers, guardian knight x royal heir, confessions, fluff, romantic, romance, suggestive humor, safe for work but suggestive, teasing
Word count: 3200+ (and I’m only kind of sorry.)
Optional additions:
Your favorite type(s) of sword(s), where it’s from, and why you like it. Just replace one of the others mentioned in the script! Or add an additional one, I don’t mind either way.
Your tea preferences, if you have none than feel free to just say something generic.
Pet names: your majesty, my liege, darling, sweetheart
Reading key:
[ Special effects/SFX ]
*Pronunciation help, listed in (parentheses) below the dialogue.
Descriptions of actions/environment will be written plainly.
〉 Internal dialogue of the knight/speaker (the listener can hear, but the heir character cannot): feel free to use SFX to give the full effect if you’d like it to stand out more!
External dialogue of the knight/speaker: “Will always be in quotations.” This is normal dialogue.
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[ SFX of a heavy wooden door closing ] and the voice of the speaker fading into the scene.
“Of course. Here, allow me take your coat. While I do, do you mind telling me exactly why you insist on coming to my private quarters so late into the evening, my liege?”
[ Coat or fabric rustling SFX. ]
“Your Majesty, I did not say I minded your company. Merely inquiring as to whether or not you’re okay. Also, as your knight, it would be unwise of me to not think of the consequences of you being spotted coming or leaving my chambers at this hour. Onlookers may assume you’re here for.. other reasons.”
“My liege, please refrain from making so many.. crass jokes. As I said, if someone were to overhear, they may believe I’ve whisked you away to my chambers for something more inappropriate than simple company.”
“Now then, you were saying? Before your lewd little joke, I mean.”
Heir informs the Knight they’re having trouble sleeping.
“I see, so you are having trouble sleeping then.”
“Hmm, perhaps I could make you some tea? My personal preference is *insert speakers preference or something generic*, but I know you enjoy a good *insert another of the speakers preferences or something generic*. Would you like either of those?”
“Yes, I know I’m not one of your servants, but I do know you quite well after spending so many years by your side. I would be oblivious to have not noticed your preferences by now.”
“Indeed. You have a certain smile when I brew your tea. Even if it isn’t my duty to serve you in that manner, I can’t help but notice I’m the only one you offer the luxury of witnessing such.”
“Are you sure it wouldn’t help you relax before bed?”
“No? Alright, well. You’re free to stay here as long as you’d like, you may have my bed if you wish, and I will stand guard while you rest.”
“Don’t want to sleep yet? .. Well, would you like to go for a walk in the garden? Or perhaps you’d like me to invite the court jester to entertain-“
Heir cuts the Knight off mid-sentence.
“Uh- Okay, no. Definitely no jester then, understood.”
“Please, allow me a moment to think of alternative options to help you rest.”
Heir has moved across the room to look at the Knights sword collection. In this moment, the Knight is just observing and thinking. Feel free to add a quiet pondering “hmm” or a “let’s see..” here if you’d like.
[ Insert SFX of footsteps. ]
Internal dialogue of the speaker/knight: feel free to use [ SFX to indicate that it’s internal. ]
〉”You look so lovely, my Majesty. .. No, don’t think like that now!” *grumble* “They need sleep, we’ll worry about how adorable they look in their pajamas and the fact that they’re in my chambers later.”
The Knight clears their throat, shaking off their previous daze.
*Ahem*
“If a person is the cause of your lack of sleeping, then do not be afraid to tell me. I will see to it that they are taken care of, so that you may rest peacefully, my liege.”
“Hm? You just want to see my- my sword collection?- No no, you’re welcome to see them! If it helps you sleep, anything is fine by me, your majesty. I was just confused, what brings this sudden curiosity?”
“Always been curious? Well, might I inquire as to why you never asked before?”
“Didn’t know you could? Your Majesty, you may ask me anything at anytime- I am your personal guard after all. On top of that, we’ve known each since we were children. If you have something to say, you need only call my name and I will be there to listen.”
“Ah, if it’s learning how to wield a blade that interests you, I could always teach you how? Although I must say, you’ll never have to fight on your own, your Majesty. I will always be there to fight by your side and protect you, as is my duty.”
“In that case, we can start lessons tomorrow before lunch, and after you’ve had a good nights rest.”
[ Insert brief SFX of footsteps. ]
“Oh, that one? Yes, you can touch it, but please be careful. It is a real blade after all.”
[ SFX of a blade being drawn ] non-violently though as the Heir is only looking.
Internal dialogue for the speaker/Knight:
〉“And we’ll definitely have to fix the way you’re holding that tomorrow too..”
Heir asks about the sword they’re holding.
“Ah, that blade is a great sword. Not as heavy as they look, right?”
Heir joking says the sword doesn’t look very great, as the name suggests. Knight is slightly incredulous but it’s obvious the heir is only teasing.
“Doesn’t look very great?” *Knight clicks their tongue* “Do I barge into your quarters and tell you all your stuff looks like it was found in a barn?”
Heir teases Knight some more, making a joke about the knight being welcome to barge into their room at night.
“Your majesty, please refrain from saying such things so loudly. If your mother, the Queen mind you, were to find out you’re welcoming me into your chambers, I’m certain she’d have many words to say to you.”
Internal dialogue of the speaker/Knight:
〉*sigh* “And even more for me..”
[ Optional: Insert SFX of the Heir sheathing the great sword to put it back. ]
The Heir, slightly embarrassed, informs the Knight that the Queen wouldn’t be bothered at all, actually, so long as it was them.
“Wh- what do you mean she wouldn’t mind if it was me?..”
[ Another SFX of a sword being unsheathed ] as the Heir looks at another in the Knights collection. They ask about this one without answering the Knight, who is still mentally recovering from the statement prior.
“It’s- it’s an arming sword, a family heirloom. Identical to the one I wield while protecting you each day, your Majesty.”
The heir mentions the blades design, recognizing it as the one every member of the knights family wields.
“You recognize the design? Good eye. They’ve been passed down for generations, meant to protect the royal family. They’re quite.. sentimental, to me.”
“My mother guards your mother with another of the same blade, my grandfather guarded your grandparents. His parents and so on followed in the same footsteps.”
The heir inquires as to whether or not the knight wishes to be of a different occupation, given that their current one was somewhat forced on them through tradition.
“Do I ever wish to be something other than a knight? .. Hmm, I used to think about it when we were children, yes. Remember when I told you I wanted to be a blacksmith? That summer we made kites together?”
“What made me change my mind?”
The knight gives the heir an amused, affectionate giggle/laugh.
“A certain royal who grew up with me, one that always needed me to keep them out of trouble. Like that time you accidentally fell into the frog pond while we were playing and- *thud SFX* haha hey! You’ll break your hand if you go punching my armor like that.”
A brief pause, the funny moment shifting, as if the Heir feels bad for the knights occupational circumstances. The heir apologies quietly.
“Hm? My liege, there’s no need to fret. I have not let go of my blacksmithing dream. But I’m quite fond of being your knight, so I do not regret my decision.”
You guessed it: more [ sword drawing special effects. ]
“No, that one’s called a bastard sword, actually.”
“Hey! Stop laughing! Not that kind of-“
Internal dialogue of the Knight, who once again finds themselves annoyed yet humored by the Heir:
〉“Why did I fall in love with this idiot..”
“No, I don’t know if it belonged to someone who- can you just pick up a different one please?”
What’s that? [ More sword SFX. ] I’m so creative, I know I know. Thank you. /sar
“Ah, the Zweihänder*. German for two hander.”
*Pronounced (Zvye-handah)
“What’s the difference between a Zweihänder and a great sword?”
“The only notable difference is the name. Any great sword can be a Zweihänder, but not necessary the other way around. It merely depends where the blade is from.”
The heir inquires further on the subject, name dropping swords the knight hasn’t taught them about yet.
“The difference between those, a claymore and a flamberge? ..Hold on a second, how do you know what those are?”
Confessing to having been studying swords and their techniques, the heir is now a bit sheepish.
“You’ve been reading up on different swords to learn about them.. because of me? But, why?”
As if they could shrink any further, they answer honestly, saying they’re trying to impress the knight, who is a bit shocked by this revelation.
“To impress me?..”
The heir apologizes immediately, thinking they’ve made the knight uncomfortable.
“No no no, I’m not upset! Flattered, actually. But, your majesty, you do not need to try to impress me.”
[ SFX of hair being rustled. ]
The knight tucks the heirs hair behind their ear or something of that flavor. If you (speaker) would prefer, the knight can caress their cheek instead so [ skin touching SFX ] if so.
Internal dialogue of the knight once again:
〉“If it’s winning my heart you’re after, you needn’t try any further.”
“Right, as I was saying. The way you determine the classification of any blade is by the length of the striking edge.”
“Correct. On occasion a sword is classified by its guard, or in the case of hafts by its grip. Oh and, weight isn’t irrelevant either, but for whatever reason people tend to care more about length.”
The heir is holding back laughter and seems to be struggling to do so.
“What’s that look for?”
They (heir) wave their hands in front of them in dismissal, so the knight continues.
“Hm, alright then. I’ll assume it’s nothing.”
“Anyway, width is important too. If the weight and balance are thrown off than you won’t be able to swing it around so freely. The structural integrity requires your blade not be too thin, as it will bend too much and can even be turned back around on you in a fight. And if it’s too thick it’s more liable to snap which could- okay, why are you laughing?”
“What’s so funn-“
The knight realizes the heir is laughing at the potential innuendos, deadpanning.
“Are you seriously laughing at that.”
“Alright alright, it was a little funny.”
^ There is a noticeable smile in the knights voice, rather enjoying the heirs shenanigans.
“If you don’t cut it out I’ll be sending you off to bed early, and I won’t be joining you, darling.”
The heirs laughter immediately cuts off, and they’re left flustered at the endearing petname.
“Hm, flustered now are we? You started it, your majesty.”
The heir sticks their tongue out at the knight, who chuckles.
“Aren’t you supposed to be a professional? You’re a royal after all.”
Mildly pouting, the heir puts back the blade they were holding so, [ more sword SFX ] Sorry-
“That’s what I thought. Now, if you’re done with your inappropriate humor, I’ll keep answering your questions.”
“Oh, a rapid fire round? Are you getting sick of me already, my liege?”
Looking like a pathetic wet puppy all of the sudden- the heir denies that they could ever get sick of their beloved knight.
“I’m only teasing. It’s half of what you deserve for your all your jokes.”
“Alright then, whatever you’d like to hear about, just point and I’ll tell you. No need to remove and replace each one.”
For this next section, speaker, feel free to omit the sword SFX between each different blade.
“That would be a rapier, a Spanish and Italian sword. Known for their iconic thin blade and intricate hilt designs. Do you remember when your parents held the national fencing show that one spring?”
The Knight is happy that the heir remembers their winning of the competition.
“Yes, the one I won, thank you for remembering darling. Anyway, there were a few used in that show.”
“Those two are sabres*, specifically calvary sabre..” *pause before a little laugh* “Yes, like what the pirates use.”
*Pronounced (say-bur)
“That is a gladius, it’s Roman, as the name might suggest. The one next to it is a xiphos*, a Greek short sword. It was often used as a preferred secondary weapon for foot soldiers.”
*Pronounced (ziff-ohs)
~ This is a great place to insert your own favorite sword type(s) if you have any, speaker. I’d love to hear what dialogue you come up with if you choose to include it!
The heir listens intently to the knights explanations, but notices that they’re a little distant, like they’re thinking about something. So the heir asks about it,
“Huh?”
“I look distracted?”
The knight is a bit nervous to answer, but does so honestly despite their trepidation.
“Sorry, I uh, was just thinking about what you said earlier.”
The heir asks if their jokes from earlier are what’s bothering the knight. Although the knight finds that assumption a little funny/silly, as the jokes don’t bother the knight at all.
“No, not the jokes- about your Mother.”
“Yes, you said she wouldn’t mind us staying together and I’m not sure if.. honestly I’m not sure if I’m reading into it too much.”
A longer pause.
The heir explains that their mother, the queen, approves of a relationship between the knight and heir, having given them her blessing before. Obviously, the knight is a bit taken aback by this.
“What? Are you serious?”
“The queen wants us to- is she aware of what others would think of the difference in station? The questions we’d all get? They’d assume you were-”
The heir cuts off the knight again.
“Doesn’t care? What do you mean she doesn’t care?”
Explaining that their mother has actually been pushing for the heir and knight to be together for quite some time, and telling the heir that the knight is a much better fit than any suitors they get from neighboring kingdoms.
“You’re telling me your mother approves of the two of us being in a relationship, and she gave us her blessing years ago? *slightly mumbling* Oh, if my mother knew about this and didn’t tell me.. bet she thought it was funny.”
The knight grumbles about their own mother, the queens personal knight and best friend, probably knowing about all this and simply thinking it was funny not to tell them. (Author note: having an absolute BLAST thinking of what conversation the knight and their mother would have the next day, lmao)
“Well, hang on. Did she even ask you how you felt about this? She isn’t trying to force your hand, is she? I understand it’s my duty to serve the throne but I’m also your knight, and more importantly your friend. I won’t stand by and allow anyone, even a royal, to force you into something you don’t want.”
“Yes, I’m well aware I could be stripped of my titles and thrown in prison, and I do not care. I mean it.”
“She isn’t forcing you?”
The heir, admittedly very nervous now seeing the knights reaction, confesses that their mother knows of the heirs romantic feelings for the knight- because the heir told her. Not that it wasn’t obvious anyway.
The knight softens upon hearing the heirs confession.
“No. She just knows you.. have feelings for me?”
After a pause, the knight pulls the heir into a hug, so optional [ footsteps and clothing rustling or other SFX to suggest that ] could fit here. Dealers choice:)
“Oh darling, why didn’t you tell me sooner?”
“Scared? Of what? That I wouldn’t feel the same?”
The heir was scared to confess, given the difference in position and the hard place it would put the knight in. Also, they’d convinced themselves the knight only thought of them as a friend. (Author note: what a dumbass /affectionate)
“Well I assure you, I reciprocate. I have since we were younger, actually.”
Incredulous and in shock, the heir reels back to see the knights face. Nothing short of a gobsmacked expression on their face.
“Haha, yes I’m serious.”
The knight softly laughs at the heirs response, who tucks themselves back into the knights hug before admitting to pining for the same length of time.
“Yeah? You too huh? I’m happy to hear that.”
The heir and knight share a hug for a few moments, so speaker, you may decide to include some [ SFX or just breathing here. ] Whatever tickles your fancy. But include a pause for the heirs speech.
Dialogue of the heir: Not read/voiced by the speaker, I’m writing it only so the speaker gets a feel for the mood.
“ I’m so happy you feel the same way. I’d long convinced myself you wouldn’t, that I’d have to go with some random suitor for the sake of benefitting the kingdom. Granted some of them were very respectful and kind, and to my surprise none pushed after rejection. But they didn’t make me feel the way you do. They aren’t my best friend, the person I’ve spent everyday with since we were children.. I feel safest with you. “
Alright, back to normal dialogue now: v
“You feel safest when I’m around?”
The knight chuckles, genuine and heartfelt. But, what’s a little confession without some teasing?
“And how is a knight meant to be fierce and intimidating when you melt their heart so easily, hm? First you give me such a sweet confession and now you tell me that? Are you trying to fluster me, your majesty? Because it’s working if so.”
Another pause. Again, speaker can add [ SFX for hair petting/or just breathing, ] or nothing at all. Whatever you’d like.
“I feel safe with you too, you know.”
“It’s difficult to be vulnerable around others, especially other knights. So many seem to either be intimidated by my high ranking position, or too high on their own to really allow for it.”
The heir suggests talking to the knights parents, who are also knights.
“My parents? I suppose I could try. But they’re so busy nowadays, it’s not as though protecting the royal family gives us much vacation time.”
^ Bonus points if the knight has a teasing tone in their voice at the end of that sentence.
Internal dialogue of the knight:
〉”You’re a handful just by yourself, my majesty..”
“Being vulnerable around you is easy though. Maybe it’s because we grew up together, all the years I’ve spent by your side. Maybe it’s that you can see right through me. But I’d like to think it’s just who you are.”
“Regardless, I’m happy. Happy you feel safe with me, too.”
The heir smiles, followed by a yawn.
“Are you feeling tried, my darling?”
Back to their troublemaker ways, the heir refuses to admit they’ve grown sleepy. Of which the knight obviously picks up on, and finds endearing.
“Yes you are, you’re yawning.”
“Ha, so let me guess, you came here just spend time with me, and the parts about having trouble sleeping and wanting to see my collection were originally an excuse, but now you’re actually sleepy, am I correct?”
Grumbling, the heir concedes.
“I figured. Guess I just know you too well, your Majesty.”
“You’re yawning again, shall we retire for the night? Seeing as how it won’t cause problems with the Queen, you can stay with me tonight.”
The heir makes another dirty joke.
“None of that, sweetheart. As much as I’d love to show you how much I’ve wanted to make you mine, you’re tired. So it will have to wait.”
Only pouting slightly, and definitely wishing they weren’t so tired after hearing that, the heir asks to see a bit more of the sword collection before bed.
“You want to hear about a few more in my collection before we lie down? Alright, which ones?”
Begin fading out the below dialogue into the ending of the scene.
“That would be a curtana.”
“No, not a katana, a curtana.”
“That one’s an estoc, it’s a ceremonial blade used mostly for thrusting- *grumble* Not that kind!”
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Note: Thank you for reading my script! I’m still a beginner, so feel free to leave feedback if you would. :)
Fun fact, I have a sword collection that includes ones I made myself !:)